Purple Drank and Booby Trap or Purple Trap or Booby Drank (Purple Booby?) are haring a BEAR HASH.

Tuesday, July 2nd
6:30 p.m.
Jim’s Knoxville Tap
8716 Knoxville Rd 
Milan, IL 61264

Festivus Hash

Festivus includes ractices such as the “Airing of Grievances”, which occurs during the Festivus meal and in which each person tells everyone else all the ways they have disappointed him or her over the past year.  After the meal, the “Feats of Strength” are performed, involving wrestling the head of the household to the floor, with the holiday ending only if the head of the household is actually pinned.

Festivus is just a hash waiting to happen, so Sensititties and Coochie are going to bring the holiday to the hash.  Festivus in June.

Wednesday, June 26th
6:30 p.m.

Saved By The Bell Hash

Poletarian and Czech Yourself will take us back to the early 90’s when everyone looked good.  Someone better be Screech all night long.

Friday, June 21st
6:30 p.m.
Mac’s Tavern
316 W 3rd St
Davenport, IA 52801


I know, I know… you’re all SHOCKED that T-Mex, Bang Bust, Sex Break, and Hashonista are completely full of themselves and are haring a hash with a theme that is about them.

HOWEVER… we’re pretty awesome (most of the time… sometimes) and this will also be an opening-yay-to-summer party.  AND it’s Sex Break’s birthday (she’s finally 18!) which means her rape room will be open for business.

What can you expect?  Stops that are about each of them.  And then a raging party afterwards.  And don’t worry, we’ll warn our neighbors so they keep their kids inside that day, away from our pedophile dicks and vaginas.

How to dress up? Use your imagination.  But I’m definitely expecting very few pants.

Saturday, June 15th
JAJA House(duh)
1850 15th Street
Moline, IL 61265