Tight Coochie Hash

For the first time ever (why hasn’t this happened before?) Tight N Bright and Coochie will join forces to hare a hash for you fucking pirates.  It will be amazing.

6:30 pm

Thursday, September 6

Crabby’s  Bar and Grill
826 W 1st Ave
Coal Valley, IL 61240

Wayne’s World Hash

Did you ever see that “Twilight Zone” where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn’t die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues?  Pretty cool, huh?

Join us for something even cooler.  Venus Thigh Slap and Poke N Sniff, two of the hottest harriettes for sure, are haring the most gnarly hash of all.  It’s gonna be excellent!


Thursday, August 30th

The Clubhouse
2501 53rd Ave
Bettendorf, IA 52722

69th Trail: Viking Hash

Listen (TM), you will come with horns on your head and we will hash for hours and hours uprooting trees, shrubs, and flowers. Like vikings. With horns on our heads.

Join bad ass hares Raw Deal, Strap On, and Scatastrophe for QCH3s wildly anticipated 69th trail. You better not even ask if it’s shiggy.


Saturday, August 25th

Southwest parking lot of Blackhawk State Park

Rock Island, IL 61201

Purples Hash

The beloved Purples (Purple Passion and Purple Drank) will pop each other’s haring cherries together in this unprecedented purplicious event.

Wednesday, August 8th

6:30 p.m.

McManus Pub

1401 7th Ave, Moline, IL