White Dress Hash Trail #452

WHEN:

Saturday, May 6, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Riverview Terrace Park, Clay & Washington Streets, Davenport, Iowa 52804

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Pick out a white dress (or toga, or tennis skirt/outfit, or whatever) that you aren’t feeling so connected to and chase hares Hugene Simmons, Hogtied, Where’s Dildo, and Meat Canoe. A to B trail. B is a couple blocks away from the A, so you can stumble back to your car.

 

Some helpful information:

1. Don’t wear a dress that you want to come home looking white anymore.

2. Bring towels or a change of clothes for the ride home to keep your car safe.

3. Your eyes should be safe, but if you’re concerned, bring glasses.

Premature Beach Party Hash Trail #451

WHEN:

Wednesday, May 3, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Hey Bryan’s, 1140 15th Ave, East Moline, Illinois 61244

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Now that it’s finally starting to get warm and stay warm, get your beach body ready to chase Tops Off, Sharron Stones, and Miss Conception. 3.5 miles, slight shig.

Rick and Morty Hash Trail #450

WHEN:

Saturday, April 29, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

The Arena, 1811 2nd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

“Weddings are basically funerals with cake”. Well, let’s make the most of Rick and Morty’s outlook on life as we chase hares James Bondage, Grand Slam, William Shartner, and Twerkman’s Comp.

Last Bash Flash Hash Trail #449

WHEN:

Thursday, April 27, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Paddle Wheel Bar & Grill, 221 15th St, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

This hash sounds lame. Don’t come.

A Her Bait/Super Goo production.

Earth Day Hash Trail #448

WHEN:

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Cleanup – 4:30pm

Hash – 6:30pm

WHERE:

Cleanup – Here is a map to the cemetery. To park, take a left and go up the hill. Take the first right and then the next right. Park near the big mausoleum overlooking the hill. We will be working on the hill. Bring sturdy shoes.

Hash – Roadrunners Road House, 3803 Rockingham Rd, Davenport, Iowa 52802

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Let’s help out mother nature as we chase Twerkman’s Comp and Tick of Chime and clean up our beautiful Quad Cities. There will be an afternoon clean-up followed by a hash.

4:30PM
We will be assisting in restoring a native prairie at Fairmount Cemetery in West Davenport (3902 Rockingham Rd, by Tastee Freeze). This will include removing invasive species like black locust trees and honeysuckle. Loppers, gloves, and hand saws will be provided, but any additional gloves/tools you can provide will be helpful as well. Wear pants and/or long sleeves because thorns, and bring running clothes to change at the bar.

6:30PM Meet at Roadrunners for the hash

If you plan on hashing but NOT participating in the cleanup, please contact one of the hares so that we have an accurate count for supplies. Also, if you plan to bring muggles/children who are not hashing, they need to know that as well.

Drunken Bunny Hash Trail #447

WHEN:

Saturday, April 15, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Rudy’s Cantina, 2214 E 11th St, Davenport, Iowa 52803

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Bring your Easter baskets you fuclers and prepare for all the sugar and glitter you can handle on Easter with the Drunken Easter Bunnies, Tops Off and NFN Jessica! We know you all need to adult or parent on Sunday morning so we’ll do limited miles and get right to the debauchery of a Drunken Bunny Easter Egg Hunt!

Meowy Birthday Part 2 Hash Trail #446

WHEN:

Thursday, April 13, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Roosters Sports Bar & Grill, 2130 3rd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

The girls are back on this birthday celebration trail. Chase our feline-loving hares Double Barrelled, T-Mex, Hopps, Jiffy Lube, and Cat Snatch Fever on the second rendition of this trail.

Clue Hash Trail #445

WHEN:

Saturday, April 8, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Junge Park, 301 W 35th Street, Davenport, Iowa 52806

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Brush up on your board game skills as we try and solve the puzzle with Orgazno, Hog Tied, Oh Heil No, and Auto Erotic.

 

Sweater is Better Trail #444

WHEN:

Wednesday, April 5, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Treehouse Pub & Eatery, 2239 Kimberly Rd, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Forecast calls for rain… R*n in your least favorite non-denominational holiday sweater, sweater, sweatshirt, sweatpants, sweatbands.

Sub 4ish Miles. There will be some technical parts on trail, shigish, but not much.

April Fool’s Day Hash Trail #443

WHEN:

Saturday, April 1, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Broken Saddle, 1417 5th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

April Fool’s! Chase Meat Canoe on a trail that’s sure to be full of surprises.