Batman 3 Hash Trail #469

WHEN:

Saturday, July 22, 2017 @ 3PM

WHERE:

Prospect Park, Moline, 30th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

PLEASE NOTE THE AFTERNOON START TIME

Na na na na na na BATMAN! Miss Conception, Wook of Shame, Lumberjacker and Sharon Stones are at it again with Batman. A-B trail that’s 3ish miles and will keep you cool.

From Miss Conception: We are going to make you so wet with this trail. Be prepared! (Like really bring swimwear.) This is going to be trail of the year. You DON’T want to miss it I promise!

Mating Season Pt 1 Hash Trail #468

WHEN:

Wednesday, July 19, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Devils Glen Park, 1101 Devils Glen Rd, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Part 1 of 3 in ‘The Mysteries and Histories of Sex’ series. Meat Canoe, Haireola, Down to Fork, and Hot Jazz as they explore the more primal side of history.

NFN Tim Retirement Hash Trail #466

WHEN:

Saturday, July 8, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

The Captain’s Table, 4801 River Dr, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Let’s celebrate NFN Tim’s retirement from the Nuke plant with Tops Off. This Daddy-Daughter-Duo won’t disappoint!

Do you like craft and specialty beer? How about home baked chocolate chip cookies? Or boobs covered in glitter? Because you know we have an affinity for all the above!

Come out and enjoy a tasting and trial no hasher will forget!

American Heroes Hash Trail #465

WHEN:

Saturday, July 1, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

The Yankee Doodle, 2401 16th St, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Get your patriotic gear ready or dress as your favorite American Hero as you chase Down Low and Super Goo on a trail that promises to be American as Fucl. Hash Cash will be donated to the Marine Corps League.

Goth Hash Trail #464

WHEN:

Wednesday, June 28, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Christopher D’s, 514 16th St, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Bust out that black eye-liner, black clothing, sharpies and hair dye as we chase TT and Bangbi through a trail that is sure to be radical.

Dancing with the Stars Hash Trail #463

WHEN:

Saturday, June 24, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Mary’s On 2nd, 832 W 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52802

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Pair up with a fellow hasher and practice your dance moves as we chase hares Peer O Wet, Dancing Queen, Sharin Stones, and Zoombutt.

Gettin’ Shiggy With It: Safety 3rd. #462

WHEN:

Thursday, June 22, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Len Brown’s North Shore Inn & Marina, 700 N Shore Dr, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Gettin’ Shiggy for the 3rd time. A mix of pavement and shiggy trail, with a focus on virgin trail through the uncharted ravines of Moline, and more.

Again, expect uneven ground, climbing over things, climbing under things, water on trail, etc.

Shig trail will be well marked. True trail will be marked for the safest path through the shiggy. I am not r*nning through PI, so if you stay on trail, you should be relatively safe.

Shiggy socks, not required, but may be advised. Trail will provide Tecnu.

Standard hash adventuring.

Sex and the City Hash Trail #461

WHEN:

Saturday, June 17, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

ICONS MARTINI, 124 18th St, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Choose your favorite lady Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda as we chase lovely hares Sharon Stones, Miss Conception, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.

A to B-ish trail (we’ll still have afters at ICONS). ICONS is also providing a drink special on their ‘Sarah Jessica’ cosmo for us, only $5!

Floral Dress Run Hash Trail #460

WHEN:

Wednesday, June 14, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Generations Bar & Grill, 4100-4th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Pick out your favorite flowery dress and join Electric Slide, Miss Conception, Wook of Shame, and Sharon Stones on this trail!

Zardoz Hash Trail #459

WHEN:

Saturday, June 10, 2017 @ 2:30PM

PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME

WHERE:

The Captain’s Table, 4801 River Dr, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Channel your best Sean Connery as Zed as we chase Sausage Sampler, Blazed and Confused and Half Cocked re-enacting Zardoz.