You better wear pink. It’s Wednesday.
Let’s chase the meanest girls ever, Snap Dat Ass, Holy Diver and Electric Slide. We probably won’t have much to give thanks for the next day, as the burn book will ruin all our friendships…
Wednesday, November 26 at 6:30pm
415 15th St, Moline, Illinois
Hey, let’s pop some Viagras and chase our hare Hugene Simmons with raging, mega-huge boners!
Thursday, November 20th at 6:30pm
Martini’s On The Rock
4619 34th St, Rock Island, Illinois
Bring $5 and tell me, do you boys like Mex-i-co?!
Well it was only a matter of time until we all got something from another hasher. Chase hares Sausage Sampler, Blazed & Confused, Super Goo, and Lawrence of Alabia, as they were most likely the ones that gave it to everyone.
This will be an A to Hep C trail. (C is very close to A, but worse and can’t be cured)
Thursday, November 13 at 6:30pm
O’KEEFE’S SPORTS PUB
1331 5th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265
On Afters at the Broken Saddle in Moline
We shouldn’t be afraid of our hare. Dick it to Ride should be afraid of us.
Wednesday, The 5th of November at 6:30pm
Bierstube Quad Cities
415 15th St, Moline, Illinois
Bring $5 and remember, remember, the 5th of November.
Thursday, October 30th at 5:30pm
Somewhere in Rock Island, IL
We’re all just sweet transvestites, chasing (jumping to the left, and stepping to the right) our hares Throbbin Hood, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.
Bring $5 and give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
Instead of chasing the hares, you’re going to be chased by ZOMBIES Raw Deal and Strap On!
Saturday, October 25th at 6:30pm
Singing Bird Nature Center
Rock Island, Illinois
Bring $5 and… booobs… I mean brains… BRAAAINS!
We may just end up on Rainbow Road as we chase hares Venus Thigh Slap, Road Rash, Brea$t Friend$, and Jerkin 9-5!
Thursday October 23rd at 6:30pm
Mary’s On 2nd
832 W 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52802
Bring $5 and some nitro shrooms if ya got ‘em.
Normally you run away from clowns, but this time you’ll be chasing the hares Eroticus Maximus, Loose in the Caboose, and Bang Bust because they’re celebrating their birthdays in the creepiest way possible.
Saturday October 18th at 6:09pm
The Circle Tap
1345 West Locust, Davenport, Iowa
Bring $5 and be afraid. Be very afraid.
Prepare to have your whole life analyzed as we chase hares TT and Dick It To Ride.
Booze is allowed at this intervention, right?
Wednesday October 15th at 6:30pm
2431 16th St, Moline, Illinois
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Wook of Shame, Namaste Solo, and Brea$t Friend$ have devised a plan to exploit the QCH3’s obsession with “hogs” by haring a hash benefiting breast cancer causes. Costume ideas? Pink is the color of breast cancer awareness and yoga pants make any kitchen look fantastic. Will you see boobs at this hash? Probably.
Come be a good person and save boobies with QCH3.
Saturday October 11th at 6:30pm
Steve’s Old Time Tap
223 17th St, Rock Island, Illinois
Bring $5 and ask about a free breast exam!