Shartner-Doo, where are you?! Let’s get in the mystery machine (rape van) and ghost hunt.
The trail is going to be short; approximately 3 miles. There will be booze and monsters.
Thursday October 2nd at 6:30 pm
Devils Glen Park
Bettendorf, Iowa 52722
If you’re not too much of a chicken (Caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!) to come to this hash then you probably just blue yourself in excitement.
Be prepared to drink like Lucille Bluth.
Wednesday September 24th at 6:30pm
1417 5th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265
Bring $5 and get rid of the C-Word.
Bring $5 and wear a trucker hat.
Thursday, September 18th at 6:30pm
Steve’s Old Time Tap
223 17th St, Rock Island, Illinois
“So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?”
Get your disco shoes on and get ready to boogie through this trail as we chase Tick of Chime, Sharin Stones, and the Bangstrongs.
** 5:30pm **
TRAIL INFORMATION: 3 ish miles. No shig. This is an A to B trail but B is within crawling distance of A. Hares off at 5:50 so hashers can run at 6pm.
On afters: When we arrive at the last stop before point B, Hares will post an update as to the location of On Afters We will post it on the Chapter page.
Saturday, September 13th at 5:30pm
Barrel House 211
211 E 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52801
The godfather is having a birthday, and we will celebrate it hard.
Wednesday, September 10th at 6:30pm
Shannon’s Bar & Grill
252 S State Ave, Hampton, Illinois
Are you confused by this theme? Well, that’s back in the olden days, there weren’t themes. Old man Her Bait and Bang Bust will take us back to what hashing used to be like.
(if you don’t actually like to run, you probably shouldn’t come to this. I heard everyone used to actually run the whole time, and shared like… one bottle of booze for the whole trail…. WHAT)
Wednesday, September 3 at 6:30pm
Bring $5 and be ready to run.
The second ABC (Anything But Clothes) hash, hared by Poletarian and Bang Bust! Hopin’ to see some nip slips.
Be creative. Bubble wrap, plastic bags, twister board games, ponchos that look like vaginas, you name it!
Since GR doesn’t have pitchers we need an accurate count of people attending. So please RSVP before noon on Wednesday (yourself and virgins) to make sure you get beer at on-afters!
Wednesday August 27th at 6:00pm
Great River Brewery
332 E 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa
Bring $5 and no clothes!
Hares Down Low and Bull Horny will be bring the pain in this Hash which promises to the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
Saturday, August 23 at 6:30pm
Roosters Sports Bar & Grill
2130 3rd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois
Bring $5 Brrotherrr!
STOP. If you wanna be their lover, you gotta get with their friends…. (We’re in luck, I think hares Traffic Tops and 50 Shades of Gay both have plenty of friends for us to get with.) So spice up your life, and don’t miss this hash.
Trail will be about three miles of Gay Tops glory.
Wednesday, August 20th at 6:30pm
Salute on Seventh Street
Bring $5 and dress spicy.
These dudes are the second best threesome ever. Number one threesome? Blazed & Confused, Treasure Chest, and anyone they want. (Call me, TC xoxo)
*Fear not, this will be a dead trail, so TC and Blazed will be there to get fugged up with you braj and brajettes.*
*If that doesn’t get you fully torqued be prepared for BODY PAINT on trail… Also bring a headlamp.*
You guys ready to get weird what?
Saturday at 6:30pm
Moline McManus Pub
1401 7th Ave, Moline, IL
Bring $5 and let’s get weird.