Raw Coochie Prom II: Hash Trail #282

WHEN:
Thursday – May 28, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
Bierstube (Blackhawk Room)
415 15th Street
Moline, IL 61265
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Raw Deal and Coochie AKA Raw Coochie

 

Chase hares Raw Deal and Coochie in celebration of the 25th anniversary of their first prom. Better find a date and beautiful frock, and start your campaign for Prom King/Queen!

*In Blackhawk Room next to Bierstube Moline*

 

Disaster Hash IV: Hash Trail #280

WHEN:
Wednesday – May 20th @ 6:30pm
WHERE:
Schwiebert Riverfront Park
On the Riverfront between 17th & 2oth St.
Rock Island, IL
COST:
BYOB for beginning/ending circle & have your own cash moneyz.
HARES:
Hares will be determined at beginning of circle.

 

On-On!

Holy Grail Hash Trail #278

WHEN:
Thursday – May 14th @ 6:30pm
WHERE:
The Lodge Hotel Bettendorf
900 Spruce Hills Drive
Bettendorf, IA 52722
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Sausage Sampler, Master Beater & 3 Way Fiasco

 

IT’S JUST A FLESH WOUND.

Chase hares Sausage Sampler, Master Beater and 3-Way Fiasco as they fart in our general direction, bring out their dead, and say “ni.”

Beer Hash Trail #277

WHEN:
Saturday – May 9th @ 6:30pm
WHERE:
Bierstube – Moline
415 15th Street
Moline, IL 61265
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Twerkmans Comp & Licks & Sticks

 

Beer. Duh.

Hares, Twerkmans Comp and Licks & Sticks, can’t eff this one up, right?

Celebrate Twerk’s belated birthday (because the original date was his real birthday) and Licks and Sticks’ move to Wisconsin – land of beer and cheese and a few other, unimportant things.

Bring your drinking pants!

Cinco de Mayo Hash Trail #276

WHEN:
Thursday – May 7th @ 6:30pm
WHERE:
Bierstube – Moline
415 15th Street
Moline, IL 61265
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Namastay Solo, Little Spermaid, Suck Her Punch & Holy Diver

 

Chase hares Namastay Solo, Little Spermaid, Suck Her Punch, and Holy Diver as they celebrate not just CINCO DE MAYO, but also SNAP DAT ASS’s birthday!

3ish miles. Probably no shig. Super boozey. Fiesta!

Queen Hash Trail #273

WHEN:
Wednesday – April 22, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
Scotty’s Shovelhead Shead Inc
220 North Pine Street
Davenport, IA 52802
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Tick of Chime, Twerkmans Comp, and Goody Two Boobs

Don’t stop us now. Hares Tick of Chime, Twerkman’s Comp, and Goody Two Boobs want to rock us, and the show must go on if we are going to be the champions. Do you think we’ll finally find out if this is the real life? Or is it just fantasy?

Much like Freddie Mercury’s life, this trail will end too soon but be oh so full of memorable moments. On Afters will be full of hashers proclaiming that the trail was A Kind of Magic. Trail is A to B and you’ll be able to crawl back to cars (with a sober person driving). We Want To Break Free (from pavement), so the trail is as shiggy as Freddie Mercury’s mustache.

Trail length: approximately 4.5 miles.

Kitchen Hash II: You Know You Liked it Trail #271

WHEN:
Thursday – April 16, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
McButt’s Hilltop
1516 North Harrison Street
Davenport, IA 52803
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
ZoomButt, ButtZinga, Peace of Ass, Snap Dat Ass, and Buns In Burner

Chase booty-ful hares ZoomButt, ButtZinga, Peace of Ass, Snap dat Ass, and Buns in Burner, and don’t forget…

(S)he likes it in the kitchen, (s)he likes it in the kitchen, (s)he likes it in the kitchen, and kitchen means butt!

Opposite Day Hash Trail #270

WHEN:
April 9, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
Veteran’s Memorial Park
315 South Marquette Street
Davenport, IA 52802
USA
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARE:
Twerkmans Comp & NFN Jon

Hello! Oops… I mean, goodbye? Aw, isn’t Opposite Day… terrible?

Chase hares Twerkman’s Comp and NFN Jon… or, will they be chasing you?

Beerfest Hash Trail #269

WHEN:
Thursday, April 2nd
WHERE:
Rookies Sports Bar and Grill
2818 Brady Street
Davenport, IA 52803
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARE:
Hugene Simmons, T-Mex, Eroticus Maximum and NFN Kyle

As Landfill once said “We’re the party brigade and we’re here to play some drinking games.” Join the hares Hugene Simmons, T-Mex, Eroticus Maximus, and NFN Kyle for a spirited night of drinking, BJ’s, Boots, HJ’s, and ZJ’s. What’s a ZJ you ask? Well, if you’ve got to ask, you can’t afford it.

 

Golden Shower Hash 2 – Hot and Fresh out the Kitchen Trail #268

WHEN:
March 28, 2015 @ 5:30 pm
WHERE:
Waterbar
1201 East River Drive
Davenport, IA 52803
USA
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARE:
Bull Horny

It’s Bull Horny’s 30th Birthday. Lets chase him and pee on him. -Hashonista- But let’s remember, this is the remix edition, hot and fresh out the kitchen. Let’s poop on him too -R Kelly-

Choose yellow or brown for your clothing and let the world know your disturbing preferences. Hares Bull Dildo Queen/Where’s Horny Dancer will show you the way.

*Warning* Arrive around 5:30. Hash will take off at 6:00!

This hash will be started near the Waterbar, not at the Waterbar. There is a parking lot before you cross the railroad tracks. See the map below.

This is an A-B Trail. The start will be in eye sight of the finish. Afterwards you are invited to join BH at the Renwick for his bday bash and concert (9PMish)