Join the really really really really really ridiculously good looking hares TMex, Hugene, and Doggie Style for what is sure to be a trail where we get lost a lot… after all, we’re all really really really really really ridiculously good looking. I hope we have a gas fight while drinking orange mocha frappacchinos!
Trail will be right around 4.5 miles in length – pending on how lost you get. I told them it needed to be at least three times that size, but no one listened to me. There will be minimal shig (a bit off the runway at times, but you won’t get the black lung).
Caddy’s Sports Bar & Grill
3700 Belmont Rd, Bettendorf, IA
Wednesday, April 21st at 6:30pm
Jesus can’t go hashing because Dick it Strong/Bang Ride are haring and we’ll probably be sinnin’ a whole lottttt.
The following is for those whose hands/fingers are too busy/sticky to scroll down the page:
- Trail length is 4.20 miles
- Start time is 4:20 p.m.
- There will be some shig.
Saturday, April 19th at 4:20pm
Devils Glen Park
Beeritone is haring. #nuffsaid
Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
ché la diritta via era smarrita.
Ahi Me, I was doing launderi.
Costume ideas: You can’t go wrong if you dress as one (or more!) of the seven deadly sins. There is also a lion, a leopard, and a she-wolf. There are giants. There is Lucifer with Judas, Brutus, and Cassius (remember Julius Caesar?) in his mouth, as I recall. Dante’s final circle of hell is of ice, not fire. There are also giants in The Inferno.
– NFN Marlo (a real smart harriet)
Thursday, April 17 at 6:30pm
An A to B Trail!
Scrub Pub of Bettendorf
2124 State St
Bettendorf, Iowa 52722
Arrrrggggg! Chase after the Horny Dildo Bang Chest (Bull Horny, Where’s Dildo, Bang Bust and Treasure Chest! (and TMex with the assist)) and we’ll be sure to drink a lot of rum and get lots of boootttyyyy!
* This is an A to B trail (cars will be less than half a mile away from end)
* Pirates get dirty, so don’t wear anything that you value too much
* light shig
* earlier start time! 6:00pm!
* trail is a little under 4 miles
Saturday, April 12th at 6:00pm
Eastern Ave Park
TMNT TMNT TMNT!
Grab your nun-chucks, or your stick (poor Donatello) and join Buns In Burner, Road Rash, Venus Thigh Slap, Peer o Wet, and Rosetta Bro to lead us back through our childhood…. charge up with some cheese pizza (and drinks) for TURTLE POWER!
Wednesday, April 9 at 6:30pm
2431 16th St, Moline, Illinois
This will most likely have some politically incorrect costumes and activities… DON’T MISS OUT!
Thursday, April 3rd at 6:30pm
Miller’s Li’l Cow Bell
1408 6th St East Moline, Illinois 61244
Hared by Parks n Wreck, Blazed and Confused, Moon Pie, and NFN Candice
It’s Parks n Wreck’s, Doggie style’s, and NFN Candice’s birthday celebration. Expect to get boozy and wild.
Stay after for Doggie Style’s band Six to the Chest and 2 other bands. IT’S GONNA BE BRUTAL!!!
Dress Code: METAL!!!
Trail length is 4 miles.
Saturday March 29th @ 6:30pm
The Rusty Nail
2606 W. Locust St., Davenport, Iowa 52804
Hared by Muff Diver, Tick of Chime and Doggie Style.
“I’ve been showing up late and dirty my whole life.”
Wednesday at 6:30pm
Rookies Sports Bar and Grill
2818 Brady Street, Davenport, Iowa 52803
Help Brea$t Friend$ celebrate her golden birthday! Expect obscene amounts of gold, Ke$ha and glitter.
Saturday at 6:30pm
Mary’s On 2nd
832 W. 2nd Street, Davenport, Iowa
Join Namastay Solo and Zombie Bloodbath as they pop Cat Snatch Fever’s, NFN Dominic’s, and NFN Ashley’s haring cherries in the ultimate trashy hash.
Bring out your best celebrity hot mess (cheating, meltdowns, rehab), mythological creature (I hear bigfoot and batboy may make an appearance), or religious zealot (end of the world anyone?) for some good trashy fun. We expect nip slips and crotch shots galore.
Oh and its NFN Dominic’s birthday so let’s give him some extra ding-dongs!
Trail length: 3.8 miles
Thursday at 6:30pm
Sideways Bar & Grill
635 15th ave, East Moline, Illinois 61244