Breakfast Hash Trail #263

Bloody Mary’s, Mimosas, Bacon.

Did you know TMex and Hopabottomas like to eat?! Especially breakfast foods! So, let’s chase these hares… probably to Village Inn.

Trail is 3.5 miles……get ready for yummy breakfast dranks and beautiful weather! 41 degrees!!!

A to B trail.

WHEN//
Saturday, March 7th @ 1pm

WHERE//
BREW in the Village
1104 Jersey Ridge Rd, Davenport, Iowa 52803

COST//
$5 Hash Cash

HARIETTES//
TMex & Hoppobottomas

5th Annual RED DRESS RUN

Our BIGGEST hash of the YEAR!

Packet pickup and LATE REGISTRATION is Friday the 27th from 5-8pm in the Blackhawk Room at Bierstube. There will be door prizes, free swag, and drinking!

Circle begins at 1pm with emergency packet pickup and LAST MINUTE REGISTRATION from 11am to 12:30pm. Obviously you should highly consider getting your asses to Shenanigans before 1pm, so you can start get your RDR drink on.

Saturday, February 28th at 1:00pm

Shenanigans
303 West 3rd St, Davenport, Iowa

Wig Out Hash

Hares Floppy-Ginger know that every Hasher has a wig. If not, this is the perfect opportunity before red dress to buy, make or borrow one.

We will have a special guest hair Floppy Ears from Sir Charles Hash House Harriers out of Raleigh North Carolina. This old coot has been hashing since 1987 and is known for his despicable trails of deceit.

If you haven’t seen other HHH trail markings that other kennels use, this will be your chance to learn a thing or two from am old pro.

Wednesday February 25th at 6:30pm

3rd St. Bar And Grill Davenport Ia

Bring $5 and… You guessed it. A wig!

Kingpin Hash

Saturday at 6:30pm
3 days from now · 33°F / 14°F Snow

Bowlmor Lanes
2952 Brady St, Davenport, Iowa

I hope the hares Lawrence of Alabia and Speed Bumps spare us and don’t bowl us over.

“You been drinking, Mr. Munson?”
“I don’t puke when I drink. I puke when I don’t.”

Bring $5 and don’t lose your hand.

Like A Virgin Hash

Come dressed exactly like you did at your virgin hash, as we chase TT and virgin hares Ding Dong Ditch and Miss Conception.

Thursday, February 12th at 6:30pm

Hey Bryan’s
1140 15th Ave, East Moline, Illinois

Bring $5 and your… *cough* …virginity.

Groundhog Day Hash

Lets hash. And again. And again. You’ll be running this trail until you get it right. Plan to get snowed in (even if it doesn’t happen), and to spend the night drinking at some of Davenport’s finest establishments. At the end, you’ll be a better person: jollier, warmer, more relaxed and unburdened by your heavy load of dignity.

A Shades O’Titties Production, brought to you by Fiddy Shades of Gay and Sensititties.

Thursday, February 5th @ 6:30pm

Mary’s On 2nd
832 W 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52802

Bring $5 and remember no white chocolate, no fudge.

Boy Bands Hash

These hares will be Tearin’ Up Our Hearts and our legs. But, we Want It That Way. Let’s Heat It Up like Summer Girls with Brea$t Friend$, Peace of Ass, Floorgasm, Sex A Peel and Buttzinga. The Water will Run Dry, but the beer better not. I Swear, and I’ll Swear It Again… I Knew I Loved You (and this hash) even before it’s begun.

Saturday January 30th at 6:30pm

The Circle Tap
1345 West Locust, Davenport, Iowa

Bring $5

Superbowl Hash

Sports! …Or for most of us… BEER AND FOOD! Lets chase the hares, Zoombutt, Doggie Style, Pantie Waste, and Twerkmans Comp, as we drink and yell things.

Wednesday, January 28 at 6:30pm

Paddle Wheel
221 15th St, Bettendorf, Iowa

Bring $5 and your giant foam fingers.

Brea$t Helicockter Hash

We’ll be chasing hares Brea$t Friend$ and Strap On with our helicockters out. It’s gonna be weird.

Thursday at 6:30pm

Quarter Til Tap
4101 14th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois

Bring $5 and obviously your helicockter.