Star Trek 2 Hash Trail #555

WHEN:

Thursday, September 20, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Van’s Downtown, 217 Brady St, Davenport, IA 52801

COST:

$5

HARE:

Join hares Sixteen Scandals, Volkshaggin, Breast Friends, Moon Pie, and Bumps and Grinds for the second rendition of this trail!

ABC 4 Hash Trail #554

WHEN:

Friday, September 14, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Broken Saddle, 1417 5th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5

HARE:

You know the drill by now, ABC means anything but clothes.

Hares: Hogtied and Sexual Pollution

Tutu VI Hash #553

WHEN:

Wednesday, September 12, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Union at 525, 525 14th Street, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5

HARE:

Join our beautiful harriettes TT and T-Mex as they sparkle, twirl, and spread the love of tutus to all!

Get Wet! (It’s Your Birthday) Hash Trail #552

WHEN:

Friday, September 7, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

3000 N Fairmont Street Davenport, IA

COST:

$5

HARE:

Get wet! Its your birthday! Join Cums at 60 and get wet (just like your parents did) and celebrate being born! Yay!

Don your shiggy socks and get ready to work it for the long haul. Moist isn’t going to cut it.

Scat Hash Trail #551

WHEN:

Friday, August 31, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Legends Corner, 3008 7th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5

HARE:

Let’s celebrate the legend that was Scatastrophe with hares Coochie and Raw Deal. Morph suits and virgins strongly encouraged.

Bring a Virgin! Hash Trail #550

WHEN:

Wednesday, August 29, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Parkside Grill & Lounge, 2307 5th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5

HARE:

Who made you cum?!?

Let’s take a trip down memory lane while we chase Hugene Simmons and Thunder Cat around Moline. To do so, dig up the person that first drug you to a hash and come hashing with them, for old time’s sake. If you can’t find them, bring along some sucker that you convinced to hash for the first time. It’ll be great to hear the tales of everyone’s cherry-popping experience. I hope to see lots of old and new faces! (And a few other body parts along the way.)

Bachelorette Hash Trail #549

WHEN:

Friday, August 24, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Roosters Sports Bar & Grill, 2130 3rd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5

HARE:

Join hares T-Mex, Hoppobottomus, and Double Barrelled on this Bachelorette trail.

Where’s Trunki Hash Trail #548

WHEN:

Wednesday, August 22, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

3 Jokers, 1624 7th St,, East Moline, Illinois 61244

COST:

$5

HARE:

Trunki?
Trunki??
TRUNKI??
TRUNKI WHERE ARRRRREEEE YOUUUU?!

Come join Scissor Me Timbers as we chase trail and maybe track down the ever-illusive Trunki.

Rumor has it that he appears when other rolling suit-case-like items are around, so you might want to bring those and pack them full of essentials like snacks and beer.

Safety Not Guaranteed Hash Trail #547

WHEN:

Saturday, August 18, 2018 @ 2:30PM

WHERE:

Ginger-Mexi’s Backyard, 1717 E 31st St Davenport, IA, 52807

COST:

$5

HARE:

Sometimes, a hash is so epic that it cannot be contained by a single timeline or a single kennel.

This? Is that hash.

Hares Money Shot of Peoria H3 and TT of QCH3 are looking for group of dumbasses who are willing to travel through time with us and use their skills of drinking, “running,” and general foolishness to alter the course of history and save the world. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.

2:30 Pre-Lube BYOB
3:00 Chalk Talk
6:00ish Circle and On-After

On-After Info

Kegger benefiting SCFH3’s RDR will be immediately following this hash. $10 will get you unlimited golden nectar and delicious food, including Mexi Cans’ amazing discada (look it up). Please stick around and bring some $$$ for the raffle or to donate!

Merkin Hash Trail #546

WHEN:

Thursday, August 16, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Torchlight Sports Bar, 1800 18th Ave, East Moline, Illinois 61244

COST:

$5

HARE:

Urban Dictionary:
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. Vagina wig.

Do what you will with this information. And wonder what hares Zoombutt, Bangstrong, Titflix, Tropicanal, and Hornia were doing all last week at Ragbrai….