Saturday Night Fever Hash

“So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?”

Get your disco shoes on and get ready to boogie through this trail as we chase Tick of Chime, Sharin Stones, and the Bangstrongs.

** 5:30pm **

TRAIL INFORMATION: 3 ish miles. No shig. This is an A to B trail but B is within crawling distance of A. Hares off at 5:50 so hashers can run at 6pm.

On afters: When we arrive at the last stop before point B, Hares will post an update as to the location of On Afters We will post it on the Chapter page.

Saturday, September 13th at 5:30pm

Barrel House 211
211 E 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52801

Raw Deal’s Birthday Hash

The godfather is having a birthday, and we will celebrate it hard.

Wednesday, September 10th at 6:30pm

Shannon’s Bar & Grill
252 S State Ave, Hampton, Illinois

Bring $5

Weekly Hash

Are you confused by this theme? Well, that’s back in the olden days, there weren’t themes. Old man Her Bait and Bang Bust will take us back to what hashing used to be like.

(if you don’t actually like to run, you probably shouldn’t come to this. I heard everyone used to actually run the whole time, and shared like… one bottle of booze for the whole trail…. WHAT)

Wednesday, September 3 at 6:30pm

Location TBA

Bring $5 and be ready to run.

ABC Hash

The second ABC (Anything But Clothes) hash, hared by Poletarian and Bang Bust! Hopin’ to see some nip slips.

Be creative. Bubble wrap, plastic bags, twister board games, ponchos that look like vaginas, you name it!

Since GR doesn’t have pitchers we need an accurate count of people attending. So please RSVP before noon on Wednesday (yourself and virgins) to make sure you get beer at on-afters!

Wednesday August 27th at 6:00pm
Great River Brewery
332 E 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa

Bring $5 and no clothes!

Hashin’ Wrasslin Federation (HWF) Hash

Hares Down Low and Bull Horny will be bring the pain in this Hash which promises to the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

Saturday, August 23 at 6:30pm

Roosters Sports Bar & Grill
2130 3rd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois

Bring $5 Brrotherrr!

Spice Girls Hash

STOP. If you wanna be their lover, you gotta get with their friends…. (We’re in luck, I think hares Traffic Tops and 50 Shades of Gay both have plenty of friends for us to get with.) So spice up your life, and don’t miss this hash.

Trail will be about three miles of Gay Tops glory.

Wednesday, August 20th at 6:30pm

Salute on Seventh Street
Moline, Illinois

Bring $5 and dress spicy.

Workaholics Hash

These dudes are the second best threesome ever. Number one threesome? Blazed & Confused, Treasure Chest, and anyone they want. (Call me, TC xoxo)

*Fear not, this will be a dead trail, so TC and Blazed will be there to get fugged up with you braj and brajettes.*

*If that doesn’t get you fully torqued be prepared for BODY PAINT on trail… Also bring a headlamp.*

You guys ready to get weird what?

Saturday at 6:30pm

Moline McManus Pub
1401 7th Ave, Moline, IL

Bring $5 and let’s get weird.

Archer Hash

Chase Dick it to Ride, H2NO, and Lumber Jacker as they take you into the Danger Zone. It’s a world of spies, espionage, and (if you’re lucky) ocelots. So grab your tactile-necks, night vision goggles, and be grateful your name isn’t Brett. Because… because… dammit, I swear I had something for this.

Saturday August 9th at 6:30pm

Central Avenue Tap Inc.
2604 Central Ave, Bettendorf, Iowa

Bring $5 and… um… Sorry I was picturing Whore Island.

Tutu Two Hash

The first Tutu Hash was packed full of amazing.

Ensure that the sequel outdoes the original by not wearing anything under your tutu.

Thursday, August 7 at 6:30pm

Shenanigan’s Irish Pub
303 W 3rd St, Davenport, Iowa

Bring $5 and… wearing a tutu might be a good idea.

Where’s Waldo Hash

Where’s Waldo? Remember that cumdumpster back in grade school who circled Waldo in every copy of the book at the library? He was a dick.

Saturday, August 2nd at 6:30pm

FireHouse Bar & Grill
2006 Hickory Grove Rd, Davenport, Iowa

Bring $5 and wear your stripes.