Poletarian and Czech Yourself will take us back to the early 90′s when everyone looked good.  Someone better be Screech all night long.

Friday, June 21st
6:30 p.m.
TBA

Can you survive Scatastrophe’s survival hash?

Thursday, June 20th
6:30 p.m.
TBA

I know, I know… you’re all SHOCKED that T-Mex, Bang Bust, Sex Break, and Hashonista are completely full of themselves and are haring a hash with a theme that is about them.

HOWEVER… we’re pretty awesome (most of the time… sometimes) and this will also be an opening-yay-to-summer party.  AND it’s Sex Break’s birthday (she’s finally 18!) which means her rape room will be open for business.

What can you expect?  Stops that are about each of them.  And then a raging party afterwards.  And don’t worry, we’ll warn our neighbors so they keep their kids inside that day, away from our pedophile dicks and vaginas.

How to dress up? Use your imagination.  But I’m definitely expecting very few pants.

Saturday, June 15th
4:00pm
JAJA House(duh)
1850 15th Street
Moline, IL 61265

Dirty Bird and Mind the Gap are going to test their relationship by haring together.

Friday, June 14th
6:30 p.m.
Village Pub
426 1st Ave W
Milan, IL 61264

Experienced half and whole marathoners, Purple Passion and Coochie, are haring together.

Wednesday, June 12th
6:30 p.m.
Roosters Sports Bar and Grill
2130 3rd Avenue
Rock Island, IL 61201

Tuesday, June 4th
6:30 p.m.
Old Palace Tavern
701 15th Ave
East Moline, IL 61244

Scatastrophe, T Mex, and Mrs. Robherson will be haring our first Nickelodeon Hash. I hope Dora and Boots show up.

Friday, May 31st
6:30 p.m.
M.D. Greens
1808 2nd Ave
Rock Island, IL 61201

Bumps & Grinds and Moonpie are haring our 2nd Superhero Hash.  I’m thinking leotards, capes, and whips.

Wednesday, May 29th
6:00 p.m.
Sippi’s Restaurant
406 W 2nd St
Davenport, IA 52801

Twistin’ Bangs + Blinded by the White are joining forces to hare the first and maybe only Andrew W.K. Hash.  Wikipedia him if you’re as lame as me…also, sacrifice Blinded by the White as a virgin, please.

Thursday, May 23rd
6:30 p.m.
Tommy’s
1302 4th Ave  
Moline, IL 61265

Raw Deal:
One hash more!
Another hash, another destiny.
This never-ending road to debauchery;
These men who seem to know my crime
Will surely cum a second time.
One hash more!

Boob Lay:
I did not live until today.
How can I live when we are parted?

Raw Deal:
One hash more.

Boob Lay and Tight N Bright:
Tomorrow you’ll be worlds away
And yet with you, my world has started!

Sex Break:
One more day all on my own.

Boob Lay and Tight N Bright:
Will we ever meet again?

Sex Break:
One more day with him not caring.

Boob Lay and Tight N Bright:
I was born to be with you.

Sex Break:
What a life I might have known.

Boob Lay and Tight N Bright:
And I swear I will be true!

Sex Break:
But he never saw me there!

Scatastrophe:
One more day before the storm!

Boob Lay:
Do I follow where she goes?

Scatastrophe:
At the barricades of freedom.

Boob Lay:
Shall I join my brothers there?

Scatastrophe:
When our ranks begin to form

Boob Lay:
Do I stay; and do I dare?

Scatastrophe:
Will you take your place with me?

Hashers:
The time is now, the day is here!

Raw Deal:
One hash more!

Coochie:
One more day to revolution,
We will nip it in the bud!
I will join these little schoolboys
They will wet themselves with blood!

Raw Deal:
One hash more!

Thursday, May 16th
6:30 pm
Caddy’s Sports Bar and Grill
3700 Belmont Rd
Bettendorf, IA 52722