Canadian Tuxedo Hash Trail #442

WHEN:

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Harrington’s Pub, 2321 Cumberland Dr, Bettendorf, IA 52722

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Prepare your best denim on denim outfit as we chase Meat Canoe and Goody Two Boobs and find the best “Canadian Tuxedo”.

Animal House Hash Trail #440

WHEN:

Wednesday, March 22, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Quarter Til Tap, 4101 14th Ave., Rock Island, IL 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”

Well, we’re hashers so I think this can be done. Chase TT on this radicle trail – may I have another?!

1st ANAL Green Dress Hash Trail #438

WHEN:

Thursday, March 16, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Mac’s Tavern, 316 W 3rd St, Davenport, Iowa 52801

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Cum in a Green Dress with your favorite GINGER hares in the first Anal GREEN DRESS Hash. Don’t be the hasher that forever gets sloppy seconds by not popping this hash’s anal cherry.

You will laugh, you will cry, you will get ANGRY, drunk and feel NO PAIN, just like us REDHEADED step children.

A to B trail, just park around Mac’s Tavern, pre-game and meet in Mac’s.

Wear a GREEN DRESS

No, this is not for charity… you are going to drink all the hash-cash!

Virgins are encouraged (duh).

If you are a Ginger or know of one (named or not) PM Ginger Snaps – you could hare with us to get back at years of terrible jokes and taunting. If you are not a Ginger, dont worry, we are just kidding…

Labyrinth 2 / 80’s Fantasy Hash #385

WHEN:

Saturday, September 3, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Legends Corner, Rock Island

COST:

$5 Hash Cash,

THE TRAIL:

Get your best Jim Henson costume ready for this Labyrinth-style 80s movie themed hash. Chase hares NFN Randi, Anal Kneads, and Hot Tub Grind Machine as we travel back in time.

 

Sprots Hash Trail #361

WHEN:

Saturday, August 20, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

TBD

COST:

$5 Hash Cash, Teenagers $2.50, Children FREE

HARES:

Tired of finding a babysitter for hashes? Wish that you could spend more time as a family unit and still participate in an activity you love? You deal with dirty diapers on a regular basis, but could do without potty mouths and seeing grown-up parts? Trail and a little beer are at the heart of your hashing experience?

Then the FAMILY-FRIENDLY HASH is for you, thanks to Mexi Cans and Ginger Snaps!!

YES!!! We are starting our first family friendly hash trail aimed at providing a fun trail, cold beer, and quality family time. ANY hasher is welcome– just check your potty-mouth and PG-13/R/XXX behavior at home. But feel free to bring your kids!!!!

Trail will be stroller friendly!

***Family BBQ will b provided at the end of the trail*** (We will need a head count of adults & kids whith your RSVP for food planning purposes)

B.Y.O.B. for circle & on- afters

Down-downs are linguistically challenged to not include any words that should not be repeated in elementary school.

Note that some hash names may need to be altered for this family friendly hash (put headband inside out and go by your initials at circle up)

Hash open to anyone over the age of 0, but beer will only be given to those of legal drinking age.

HASH CASH: Regular price (kids free, teenagers half off)

Disney Princess II Hash Trail #365

WHEN:

Thursday June 22, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

The Palace

701 15th Ave, East Moline, IL 61244
COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

If you believe a dream is a wish your heart makes, join beautiful hares Poletarian, Treasure Chest, TT, Dirty Bird, Sex A Peel, and Mount N Ride. Come dressed as your favorite Disney Princess!

Saturday Morning Cartoons Hash Trail #362

WHEN:

Thursday June 16, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

 

The Broken Saddle

Downtown Moline

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Remember when you were a kid and woke up early on Saturday mornings to watch the best cartoons? Come reminisce the good ol’ days with hares Sharon Stones, Twistin Bangs, Lawrence of Alabia, Blazed and Confused, and Headbanger. It’s going to be totally tubular!

Gettin’ Shiggy Wit It Hash Trail #360

WHEN:

Thursday June 2, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Hafner’s Wagon Wheel

2805 Avenue of the Cities, Moline, IL 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Prepare yourself for a shig-tastic trail chasing Something Blew.

Bring shiggy socks. Seriously.

Joker Killing Joker Hash Trail #359

WHEN:

Saturday May 28, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Devil’s Glen Park

1101 Devils Glen Rd, Bettendorf, IA 52722

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Holy Hashing Batman! Chase Goody Two Boobs and Meat Canoe away from The Joker with part two of this week’s Batman-themed hashes.

*Bring beer for opening circle.

Dark Knight Rises Hash Trail #358

WHEN:

Wed May 25, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Tommy’s Dive Bar

1302 4th Ave, Moline, IL 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

“It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is our plan”

Goody Two Boobs is the mastermind behind this two-part hash with fellow Batman-enthusiasts Wook of Shame, Miss Conception and Lumberjacker.