Divine Comedy Hash

Beeritone is haring. #nuffsaid

Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
ché la diritta via era smarrita.

Ahi Me, I was doing launderi.

Costume ideas: You can’t go wrong if you dress as one (or more!) of the seven deadly sins. There is also a lion, a leopard, and a she-wolf. There are giants. There is Lucifer with Judas, Brutus, and Cassius (remember Julius Caesar?) in his mouth, as I recall. Dante’s final circle of hell is of ice, not fire. There are also giants in The Inferno.

– NFN Marlo (a real smart harriet)

Thursday, April 17 at 6:30pm

An A to B Trail!
Scrub Pub of Bettendorf
2124 State St
Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

Pirate Hash

Arrrrggggg! Chase after the Horny Dildo Bang Chest (Bull Horny, Where’s Dildo, Bang Bust and Treasure Chest! (and TMex with the assist)) and we’ll be sure to drink a lot of rum and get lots of boootttyyyy!

* This is an A to B trail (cars will be less than half a mile away from end)
* Pirates get dirty, so don’t wear anything that you value too much
* light shig
* earlier start time! 6:00pm!
* trail is a little under 4 miles

Saturday, April 12th at 6:00pm

Eastern Ave Park
Davenport, IA

Ninja Turtle Hash


Grab your nun-chucks, or your stick (poor Donatello) and join Buns In Burner, Road Rash, Venus Thigh Slap, Peer o Wet, and Rosetta Bro to lead us back through our childhood…. charge up with some cheese pizza (and drinks) for TURTLE POWER!

Wednesday, April 9 at 6:30pm

Steve’s BelGrade
2431 16th St, Moline, Illinois

Metalfools day Hash Trail

Hared by Parks n Wreck, Blazed and Confused, Moon Pie, and NFN Candice

It’s Parks n Wreck’s, Doggie style’s, and NFN Candice’s birthday celebration. Expect to get boozy and wild.

Stay after for Doggie Style’s band Six to the Chest and 2 other bands. IT’S GONNA BE BRUTAL!!!

Dress Code: METAL!!!

Trail length is 4 miles.

Saturday March 29th @ 6:30pm

The Rusty Nail
2606 W. Locust St., Davenport, Iowa 52804

Tabloid Trash Hash

Join Namastay Solo and Zombie Bloodbath as they pop Cat Snatch Fever’s, NFN Dominic’s, and NFN Ashley’s haring cherries in the ultimate trashy hash.

Bring out your best celebrity hot mess (cheating, meltdowns, rehab), mythological creature (I hear bigfoot and batboy may make an appearance), or religious zealot (end of the world anyone?) for some good trashy fun. We expect nip slips and crotch shots galore.

Oh and its NFN Dominic’s birthday so let’s give him some extra ding-dongs!

Trail length: 3.8 miles

Thursday at 6:30pm

Sideways Bar & Grill
635 15th ave, East Moline, Illinois 61244

St. Hashtricks Day Hash 2

We will start in a parking lot in Davenport for a quickie before the Parade. Purple Coochie are haring.

Saturday, March 15th, 2014

Freight House Farmers’ Market
421 W. River Drive, Davenport, Iowa 52801