Christmas in July Hash

It’s that time of year again when everyone could use some Christmas cheer. We’re complaining about the heat (remember this horrible winter?! STFU), you might have had an awkward one night stand with a newbie hasher that just won’t go away now, or you’ve been sitting in a cubicle at the office all summer…

Get that spirit back by consuming a lot of alcohol and homemade ice cream (this is the hash where Soft Serve earned his name), and enjoy a whole lot of lovin’ from your Christmas fanatic hares, Hashonista and Soft Serve.

Thursday, July 24 at 6:30pm

Poor Boys Pizza and Pub
4121 18th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

Bring $5 hash cash and a freekin’ reindeer if you can find one.

Ginger Mexi Dos Hash

A dog friendly hash with a taco bar.

Saturday, July 19th at 6:30pm

Eastern Ave Park, Davenport IA

Bring $5 hash cash and your sombrero.

Boobie Hash

Snatch some boobies this evening as we chase hares Booby Trap, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.

Get them hogs out!

Thursday, July 17 at 6:30pm

5268 Utica Ridge Rd, Davenport, Iowa

Bring $5 hash cash, and those boobs!

Cholo Hash

This should be interesting.
Try not to get shanked on this trail.

Saturday, July 12th at 6:30pm

Old Palace Tavern
701 15th Ave, East Moline, Illinois 61244

Footloose Hash

Drippy-Goo are planning one hell of a dance party. Be there, or be lame!

Wednesday, July 9th at 6:30pm

Moline McManus Pub
1401 7th Ave, Moline, Illinois

Bring $5 for hash cash, and your punch dancing skills.

Revolutionary War Hash

50 and Tone are haring, so prepare your livers and legs for an exciting romp thru history.

Trail length is a rough 4 miles (hey it took 8 years from the Tea Party to Cornwallis’ surrender so be glad it is not a mile for every year). Battles and events occurred all over the place: from Boston Harbor to the wilds of Indiana so yes shig will be a factor.

Governor’s Pub & Grill
3470 Middle Rd, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

Saturday, July 5th at 6:30pm

$5 hash cash

Bachelor/ette Hash 2

Hashers have a lot of love for each other. And some even decide to put a ring on it. Celebrate the beautiful Hugene Simmons & NFN Laura, Lance Bangstrong & Zoombutt, and House Pimp & Rearview before they tie the knot and probably never participate in orgies again.

In case you’re a newb, and missed the first bachelor/ette hash, this trail will be a little different…. two trails; one for the ladies, and one for the gentlemen.

Wednesday, July 2 at 6:30pm

Roosters Sports Bar & Grill
2130 3rd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois

$5 Hash Cash



Thursday at 6:30pm

Crow Creek Park
4701 Devils Glen Rd, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

$5 hash cash

Fruit Hash

Twistin Bangs and Iced Iced Baby are haring a… fruit hash? I think this means they’re showing their cantelopes to us and shoving bananas down our throats? No matter what, I think they’re being perverts.

1302 4th Ave, Moline, IL

Tuesday at 6:30pm


Jazzercise Hash

Get ready to prance, leap, twirl, skip, and jump through what is bound to be a great trail with Purple Passion, Coochie and Brea$t Friend$.

Wednesday at 6:30pm

Mary’s On 2nd
832 W 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52802