Mom Whore Hash

These moms are fearless. Career women. Bitches you don’t want to mess with. Beautiful. Sometimes funny. Pillars of our hash community.

And god damn whores.

Thursday, July 31 at 6:30pm

Quarter Til Tap
4101 14th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

Bring $5 hash cash… and leave your kids at home.

Bix Hash

Start training for this really long, hard, sweaty… trail, hared by the fast fucks, Poletarian and Czech Yourself.

Have you ever wanted to run the Bix, but thought, “How the hell do you run that far without beer nears!?” Czech Your Pole will bring you the experience of the Bix, but with booze.

7 mile trail with hills. No shig. Hope you’ve been training.

Saturday, July 26th at 6:30pm

Centennial Park
We’ll meet at the little pavilion closest to the baseball stadium.
315 S Marquette St, Davenport, Iowa 52802

Christmas in July Hash

It’s that time of year again when everyone could use some Christmas cheer. We’re complaining about the heat (remember this horrible winter?! STFU), you might have had an awkward one night stand with a newbie hasher that just won’t go away now, or you’ve been sitting in a cubicle at the office all summer…

Get that spirit back by consuming a lot of alcohol and homemade ice cream (this is the hash where Soft Serve earned his name), and enjoy a whole lot of lovin’ from your Christmas fanatic hares, Hashonista and Soft Serve.

Thursday, July 24 at 6:30pm

Poor Boys Pizza and Pub
4121 18th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

Bring $5 hash cash and a freekin’ reindeer if you can find one.

Ginger Mexi Dos Hash

A dog friendly hash with a taco bar.

Saturday, July 19th at 6:30pm

Eastern Ave Park, Davenport IA

Bring $5 hash cash and your sombrero.

Boobie Hash

Snatch some boobies this evening as we chase hares Booby Trap, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.

Get them hogs out!

Thursday, July 17 at 6:30pm

Pints
5268 Utica Ridge Rd, Davenport, Iowa

Bring $5 hash cash, and those boobs!

Cholo Hash

This should be interesting.
Try not to get shanked on this trail.

Saturday, July 12th at 6:30pm

Old Palace Tavern
701 15th Ave, East Moline, Illinois 61244

Footloose Hash

Drippy-Goo are planning one hell of a dance party. Be there, or be lame!

Wednesday, July 9th at 6:30pm

Moline McManus Pub
1401 7th Ave, Moline, Illinois

Bring $5 for hash cash, and your punch dancing skills.

Revolutionary War Hash

50 and Tone are haring, so prepare your livers and legs for an exciting romp thru history.

Trail length is a rough 4 miles (hey it took 8 years from the Tea Party to Cornwallis’ surrender so be glad it is not a mile for every year). Battles and events occurred all over the place: from Boston Harbor to the wilds of Indiana so yes shig will be a factor.

Governor’s Pub & Grill
3470 Middle Rd, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

Saturday, July 5th at 6:30pm

$5 hash cash

Bachelor/ette Hash 2

Hashers have a lot of love for each other. And some even decide to put a ring on it. Celebrate the beautiful Hugene Simmons & NFN Laura, Lance Bangstrong & Zoombutt, and House Pimp & Rearview before they tie the knot and probably never participate in orgies again.

In case you’re a newb, and missed the first bachelor/ette hash, this trail will be a little different…. two trails; one for the ladies, and one for the gentlemen.

Wednesday, July 2 at 6:30pm

Roosters Sports Bar & Grill
2130 3rd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois

$5 Hash Cash

CHIVE HASH

OUR GOAL SHOULD BE TO MAKE IT ON THE “SO YOU GOT WASTED” GALLERY

Thursday at 6:30pm

Crow Creek Park
4701 Devils Glen Rd, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

$5 hash cash