Golden Shower Hash 2 – Hot and Fresh out the Kitchen Trail #269

WHEN:
March 28, 2015 @ 5:30 pm
WHERE:
Waterbar
1201 East River Drive
Davenport, IA 52803
USA
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARE:
Bull Horny

It’s Bull Horny’s 30th Birthday. Lets chase him and pee on him. -Hashonista- But let’s remember, this is the remix edition, hot and fresh out the kitchen. Let’s poop on him too -R Kelly-

Choose yellow or brown for your clothing and let the world know your disturbing preferences. Hares Bull Dildo Queen/Where’s Horny Dancer will show you the way.

*Warning* Arrive around 5:30. Hash will take off at 6:00!

This hash will be started near the Waterbar, not at the Waterbar. There is a parking lot before you cross the railroad tracks. See the map below.

This is an A-B Trail. The start will be in eye sight of the finish. Afterwards you are invited to join BH at the Renwick for his bday bash and concert (9PMish)

90’s Hash Trail #268

WHEN: March 26, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE: Bottoms Up on 7th
1814 7th Street
Moline, IL 61265
USA
COST: $5 Hash Cash
HARRIETTE:
Twistin Bangs

 

The 90s were all that. And if you disagree, you can talk to the hand. For the rest of us, grab your abercrombie or tommy hilfiger overalls and lets chase Twistin Bangs!

St. Patricks Day Hash III Trail #265

Hares Anal Kneads, Cat Snatch Fever and Sharin Stones will be leading us in the pre-parade hash, and the parade!

Dead trail, less than 3 miles. We’ll hash from IA to IL & then the parade route will bring us back to IA. Parade ends near River Center, so it’s within walking distance of the Farmer’s Market.

Dress as pirates please!

Hashers! We are also asking that everyone please bring something to hand out at the parade, if you can, please!! Re:candy/beads/stickers/etc. Also, the registration form for the parade entry reads, “The board of directors was very disappointed last year to see a number of parade entries with participants consuming alcohol during the parade. Consumption of alcohol in the staging area or during the Grand Parade is a violation of Grand Parade rules & against the law. If observed, we will evict the entire parade entry and/or suspend entry from participating in future Grand parades.” We’re all adults, I’m not going to tell you what to do and I know we all wanna have a good time. However, I WILL simply ask that you PLEASE just ‘be smart’. :) Thank you and ON ON!! :)

WHEN//
Saturday, March 14th @ 9:00am

WHERE//
Freight House Farmer’s Market
421 West River Drive Davenport, IA 52801

COST//
$5 Hash Cash

HARES//
Anal Kneads, Cat Snatch Fever & Sharin’ Stones

St. Practice Day Hash Trail #264

Why wouldn’t we want to practice a drinking holiday, by boozing and chasing hares Doggie Style and NFN Sammi?

WHEN//
Thursday, March 12th @ 6:30pm

WHERE//
Jack’s Locust Street Tavern
331 East Locust Street, Davenport, IA 52803

COST//
$5 Hash Cash

HARES//
Doggie Style & NFN Sammi

Breakfast Hash Trail #263

Bloody Mary’s, Mimosas, Bacon.

Did you know TMex and Hopabottomas like to eat?! Especially breakfast foods! So, let’s chase these hares… probably to Village Inn.

Trail is 3.5 miles……get ready for yummy breakfast dranks and beautiful weather! 41 degrees!!!

A to B trail.

WHEN//
Saturday, March 7th @ 1pm

WHERE//
BREW in the Village
1104 Jersey Ridge Rd, Davenport, Iowa 52803

COST//
$5 Hash Cash

HARIETTES//
TMex & Hoppobottomas

5th Annual RED DRESS RUN

Our BIGGEST hash of the YEAR!

Packet pickup and LATE REGISTRATION is Friday the 27th from 5-8pm in the Blackhawk Room at Bierstube. There will be door prizes, free swag, and drinking!

Circle begins at 1pm with emergency packet pickup and LAST MINUTE REGISTRATION from 11am to 12:30pm. Obviously you should highly consider getting your asses to Shenanigans before 1pm, so you can start get your RDR drink on.

Saturday, February 28th at 1:00pm

Shenanigans
303 West 3rd St, Davenport, Iowa

Wig Out Hash

Hares Floppy-Ginger know that every Hasher has a wig. If not, this is the perfect opportunity before red dress to buy, make or borrow one.

We will have a special guest hair Floppy Ears from Sir Charles Hash House Harriers out of Raleigh North Carolina. This old coot has been hashing since 1987 and is known for his despicable trails of deceit.

If you haven’t seen other HHH trail markings that other kennels use, this will be your chance to learn a thing or two from am old pro.

Wednesday February 25th at 6:30pm

3rd St. Bar And Grill Davenport Ia

Bring $5 and… You guessed it. A wig!

Kingpin Hash

Saturday at 6:30pm
3 days from now · 33°F / 14°F Snow

Bowlmor Lanes
2952 Brady St, Davenport, Iowa

I hope the hares Lawrence of Alabia and Speed Bumps spare us and don’t bowl us over.

“You been drinking, Mr. Munson?”
“I don’t puke when I drink. I puke when I don’t.”

Bring $5 and don’t lose your hand.

Like A Virgin Hash

Come dressed exactly like you did at your virgin hash, as we chase TT and virgin hares Ding Dong Ditch and Miss Conception.

Thursday, February 12th at 6:30pm

Hey Bryan’s
1140 15th Ave, East Moline, Illinois

Bring $5 and your… *cough* …virginity.