STOP. If you wanna be their lover, you gotta get with their friends…. (We’re in luck, I think hares Traffic Tops and 50 Shades of Gay both have plenty of friends for us to get with.) So spice up your life, and don’t miss this hash.
Trail will be about three miles of Gay Tops glory.
Wednesday, August 20th at 6:30pm
Salute on Seventh Street
Bring $5 and dress spicy.
These dudes are the second best threesome ever. Number one threesome? Blazed & Confused, Treasure Chest, and anyone they want. (Call me, TC xoxo)
*Fear not, this will be a dead trail, so TC and Blazed will be there to get fugged up with you braj and brajettes.*
*If that doesn’t get you fully torqued be prepared for BODY PAINT on trail… Also bring a headlamp.*
You guys ready to get weird what?
Saturday at 6:30pm
Moline McManus Pub
1401 7th Ave, Moline, IL
Bring $5 and let’s get weird.
Chase Dick it to Ride, H2NO, and Lumber Jacker as they take you into the Danger Zone. It’s a world of spies, espionage, and (if you’re lucky) ocelots. So grab your tactile-necks, night vision goggles, and be grateful your name isn’t Brett. Because… because… dammit, I swear I had something for this.
Saturday August 9th at 6:30pm
Central Avenue Tap Inc.
2604 Central Ave, Bettendorf, Iowa
Bring $5 and… um… Sorry I was picturing Whore Island.
The first Tutu Hash was packed full of amazing.
Ensure that the sequel outdoes the original by not wearing anything under your tutu.
Thursday, August 7 at 6:30pm
Shenanigan’s Irish Pub
303 W 3rd St, Davenport, Iowa
Bring $5 and… wearing a tutu might be a good idea.
Where’s Waldo? Remember that cumdumpster back in grade school who circled Waldo in every copy of the book at the library? He was a dick.
Saturday, August 2nd at 6:30pm
FireHouse Bar & Grill
2006 Hickory Grove Rd, Davenport, Iowa
Bring $5 and wear your stripes.
These moms are fearless. Career women. Bitches you don’t want to mess with. Beautiful. Sometimes funny. Pillars of our hash community.
And god damn whores.
Thursday, July 31 at 6:30pm
Quarter Til Tap
4101 14th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201
Bring $5 hash cash… and leave your kids at home.
Start training for this really long, hard, sweaty… trail, hared by the fast fucks, Poletarian and Czech Yourself.
Have you ever wanted to run the Bix, but thought, “How the hell do you run that far without beer nears!?” Czech Your Pole will bring you the experience of the Bix, but with booze.
7 mile trail with hills. No shig. Hope you’ve been training.
Saturday, July 26th at 6:30pm
We’ll meet at the little pavilion closest to the baseball stadium.
315 S Marquette St, Davenport, Iowa 52802
It’s that time of year again when everyone could use some Christmas cheer. We’re complaining about the heat (remember this horrible winter?! STFU), you might have had an awkward one night stand with a newbie hasher that just won’t go away now, or you’ve been sitting in a cubicle at the office all summer…
Get that spirit back by consuming a lot of alcohol and homemade ice cream (this is the hash where Soft Serve earned his name), and enjoy a whole lot of lovin’ from your Christmas fanatic hares, Hashonista and Soft Serve.
Thursday, July 24 at 6:30pm
Poor Boys Pizza and Pub
4121 18th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201
Bring $5 hash cash and a freekin’ reindeer if you can find one.
A dog friendly hash with a taco bar.
Saturday, July 19th at 6:30pm
Eastern Ave Park, Davenport IA
Bring $5 hash cash and your sombrero.
Snatch some boobies this evening as we chase hares Booby Trap, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.
Get them hogs out!
Thursday, July 17 at 6:30pm
5268 Utica Ridge Rd, Davenport, Iowa
Bring $5 hash cash, and those boobs!