Tummysticks II: Wook Strikes Back Hash Trail #303

WHEN:
Wednesday – September 2, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
Pub 1848
1601 River Drive
Moline, IL 61265
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Wook of Shame


 

Cut yourself a fresh half-shirt and chase hare Wook of Shame as he exacts his revenge on those fuclers who choose to always wear a full-shirt. Hash cash: $5

Adventure Time Hash Trail #302

WHEN:
Saturday – August 29, 2015 @ 4:00 pm
WHERE:
Sunderbruch
4675 Telegraph Road
Davenport, IA 52804
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Evangelust, Oh Heil No & Meat Canoe


 

Chase hares Evangelust, Oh Heil No, and Meat Canoe – they’re gonna take us on an adventure!

Meet at the park shelter by the parking lot at Sunderbruch.

Things you need to know about trail:

  • Features food
  • Dog friendly
  • Shiggy
  • 3ish miles
  • Costume contest

If trails are too muddy, hares will have an alternate route.

Hash cash: $5

Jurassic Park Hash Trail #301

WHEN:
Wednesday, August 26, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
Len Brown’s North Shore Inn
700 North Shore Drive
Moline, IL 61265
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Hugene Simmons, Jiffy Lube, Kiddie Pool & Orgazno


 

Chase hares Hugene Simmons, Jiffy Lube, Kiddie Pool, and NFN Zakk as they guide us away from some dino-danger! Or are they using us as bait…?

A note from the hares:

There will be shig. There may be some water in the way. If you think that’s too hard, remember: Life finds a way.

Pussy Hash II: Hash Trail #300

WHEN:
Saturday, August 22nd @ 6:30pm
WHERE:
Blue Cat Brew Pub
113 18th Street
Rock Island, IL 61201
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Cat Snatch Fever & Bareback Meowtain


 

They’re baaaaaaaaack! Join cat-enthusiasts Cat Snatch Fever and Bareback Meowntain on a meow-tastic trail.

 

Watersports Hash Trail #299

WHEN:
Wednesday – August 19th @ 6:30pm
WHERE:
Hawkeye Sports Bar & Grill
4646 Cheyenne Avenue
Davenport, IA 52806
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
English Clit & Wook of Shame


 

Chase hares English Clit and Wook of Shame on what’s sure to be a *wet* trail. Not sure what to wear? Helpful hint: BIKINI’S AND SPEEDO’S. Problem solved.

Uncle Jack Hash Trail #298

WHEN:
Saturday – August 15, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
Life Fitness Center
2222 Middle Road
Bettendorf, IA 52722
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Sausage Sampler


 

Cum see your ol’ uncle Jack!

Disaster Hash V: Hash Trail #297

WHEN:
Thursday – August 13th @ 6:30pm
WHERE:
Vander Veer Botanical Park
215 West Central Park Avenue
Davenport, IA 52803
COST:
BYOB or bring your own $$$ for booze!
HARES:
Will be decided on the spot.


 

What do we do when we have no weekday hash on the books? That’s right, bitches. DISASTER.

Meet at the fountain; hares will be determined at beginning circle.

BYOB for beginning/ending circle and have your own cash moneyz to buy booze on trail.

On on.

Hash Trail #296

WHEN:
Saturday – August 8th @ 4pm
WHERE:
City Limits Saloon and Grill
4514 9th St
Rock Island, IL 61201
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Hashionista and Strap On

 

Chase hares Hashionista and Strap On for “a simple run and fun” on a Saturday night!

No theme? No problem! Wear whatever makes your heart soar.

 

Alice in Wonderland Hash Trail #295

WHEN:
Wednesday– August 5th @ 6:30pm
WHERE:
Dam View Inn
410 E 2nd St
Davenport, IA 52801
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Miss Conception, Cat Snatch Fever, Sharron Stones and Anal Probe

Chase hares Miss Conception, Cat Snatch Fever, Sharron Stones and Anal Probe down the rabbit hole and through a magical land called “the Quad Cities.”

Hippie Hash Trail #292

WHEN:
Saturday– July 18th @ 4:00pm
WHERE:
Devils Glen Park
1101 Devils Glen Road
Bettendorf, IA 52722
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Tequilamorous Mex & Beeritone w/ Guest Star Tone’s sister UPS

 

Peace & love, dude. Chase hares Tequilamorous Mex and Beeritone, with a guest assist from Tone’s sister UPS, on what’s sure to be a righteous trail.

Trail will be under 4 miles. There will be shig, and you will get dirty so don’t wear anything you treasure!