Brunch Hash 2 Trail #456

WHEN:

Saturday, May 27, 2017 @ 1:00PM

WHERE:

Rivertown Grille & Bar, 2606 W Locust St, Davenport, Iowa 52804

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

This dynamic duo Hopps and T-Mex are back for their second rendition of breakfast hash. This time it has been upgraded to brunch!

“Lawrence’s Secret” Hash Trail #455

WHEN:

Thursday, May 25, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Eastern Avenue Park, 3060 Eastern Ave, Davenport, Iowa 52807

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

LOVE YOUR BODY™… fellas! Brought to you by Lawrence of Alabia plus a surprise hare!

For one night let’s ditch the cargo shorts and t’s. Let’s celebrate THE PERFECT BODY™ that’s hidden underneath those boring Kohl’s clothes your significant other keeps buying for you!

Are you always offering tickets to the “gun show?” I’ll take two please.. just get those hogs out!!!

Do you have legs that should live in jorts year round? Those pale stems need some sun.. come get those hogs out!!!

You’ve got a dick root that needs some air? Shave first, then get that hog out!!!

Bare chests, tuxspeedos, chaps, crop tops, wang dangs, deep v’s, sock garters, hell.. bedazzle your gooch and surprise everyone! Let’s get weird and sexy fellas!

Ladies, just come and enjoy the parade!

Trail Length: A to A and 3ish sexy miles!
Shig: Nothing that would stop you from wearing the skimpiest of the skimpy!
Forecast: Sunny and warm with chances of heavy panty fog… ladies!

80s Prom Hash Trail #454

WHEN:

Saturday, May 20, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Wunder Y , 2316-16th Street, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Bust our your shoulder pads, perms, and big glasses as we take it back to prom in the 80s with Buns in Burner and Rosetta Bro. Starting bar is cash-only.

FRIENDS Hash Trail #453

WHEN:

Saturday, May 18, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Steve’s Old Time Tap, 223 17th St, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Now A to B trail. They are close!

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year…

Let’s join hares Anal Kneads, Foul Balls, Weiner Juice, Tick of Chime, James Bondage, and Tramp O Lean as we are all there for each other.

White Dress Hash Trail #452

WHEN:

Saturday, May 6, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Riverview Terrace Park, Clay & Washington Streets, Davenport, Iowa 52804

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Pick out a white dress (or toga, or tennis skirt/outfit, or whatever) that you aren’t feeling so connected to and chase hares Hugene Simmons, Hogtied, Where’s Dildo, and Meat Canoe. A to B trail. B is a couple blocks away from the A, so you can stumble back to your car.

 

Some helpful information:

1. Don’t wear a dress that you want to come home looking white anymore.

2. Bring towels or a change of clothes for the ride home to keep your car safe.

3. Your eyes should be safe, but if you’re concerned, bring glasses.

Premature Beach Party Hash Trail #451

WHEN:

Wednesday, May 3, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Hey Bryan’s, 1140 15th Ave, East Moline, Illinois 61244

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Now that it’s finally starting to get warm and stay warm, get your beach body ready to chase Tops Off, Sharron Stones, and Miss Conception. 3.5 miles, slight shig.

Rick and Morty Hash Trail #450

WHEN:

Saturday, April 29, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

The Arena, 1811 2nd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

“Weddings are basically funerals with cake”. Well, let’s make the most of Rick and Morty’s outlook on life as we chase hares James Bondage, Grand Slam, William Shartner, and Twerkman’s Comp.

Last Bash Flash Hash Trail #449

WHEN:

Thursday, April 27, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Paddle Wheel Bar & Grill, 221 15th St, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

This hash sounds lame. Don’t come.

A Her Bait/Super Goo production.

Earth Day Hash Trail #448

WHEN:

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Cleanup – 4:30pm

Hash – 6:30pm

WHERE:

Cleanup – Here is a map to the cemetery. To park, take a left and go up the hill. Take the first right and then the next right. Park near the big mausoleum overlooking the hill. We will be working on the hill. Bring sturdy shoes.

Hash – Roadrunners Road House, 3803 Rockingham Rd, Davenport, Iowa 52802

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Let’s help out mother nature as we chase Twerkman’s Comp and Tick of Chime and clean up our beautiful Quad Cities. There will be an afternoon clean-up followed by a hash.

4:30PM
We will be assisting in restoring a native prairie at Fairmount Cemetery in West Davenport (3902 Rockingham Rd, by Tastee Freeze). This will include removing invasive species like black locust trees and honeysuckle. Loppers, gloves, and hand saws will be provided, but any additional gloves/tools you can provide will be helpful as well. Wear pants and/or long sleeves because thorns, and bring running clothes to change at the bar.

6:30PM Meet at Roadrunners for the hash

If you plan on hashing but NOT participating in the cleanup, please contact one of the hares so that we have an accurate count for supplies. Also, if you plan to bring muggles/children who are not hashing, they need to know that as well.

Drunken Bunny Hash Trail #447

WHEN:

Saturday, April 15, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Rudy’s Cantina, 2214 E 11th St, Davenport, Iowa 52803

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Bring your Easter baskets you fuclers and prepare for all the sugar and glitter you can handle on Easter with the Drunken Easter Bunnies, Tops Off and NFN Jessica! We know you all need to adult or parent on Sunday morning so we’ll do limited miles and get right to the debauchery of a Drunken Bunny Easter Egg Hunt!