Spice Girls Hash

STOP. If you wanna be their lover, you gotta get with their friends…. (We’re in luck, I think hares Traffic Tops and 50 Shades of Gay both have plenty of friends for us to get with.) So spice up your life, and don’t miss this hash.

Trail will be about three miles of Gay Tops glory.

Wednesday, August 20th at 6:30pm

Salute on Seventh Street
Moline, Illinois

Bring $5 and dress spicy.

Workaholics Hash

These dudes are the second best threesome ever. Number one threesome? Blazed & Confused, Treasure Chest, and anyone they want. (Call me, TC xoxo)

*Fear not, this will be a dead trail, so TC and Blazed will be there to get fugged up with you braj and brajettes.*

*If that doesn’t get you fully torqued be prepared for BODY PAINT on trail… Also bring a headlamp.*

You guys ready to get weird what?

Saturday at 6:30pm

Moline McManus Pub
1401 7th Ave, Moline, IL

Bring $5 and let’s get weird.

Archer Hash

Chase Dick it to Ride, H2NO, and Lumber Jacker as they take you into the Danger Zone. It’s a world of spies, espionage, and (if you’re lucky) ocelots. So grab your tactile-necks, night vision goggles, and be grateful your name isn’t Brett. Because… because… dammit, I swear I had something for this.

Saturday August 9th at 6:30pm

Central Avenue Tap Inc.
2604 Central Ave, Bettendorf, Iowa

Bring $5 and… um… Sorry I was picturing Whore Island.

Tutu Two Hash

The first Tutu Hash was packed full of amazing.

Ensure that the sequel outdoes the original by not wearing anything under your tutu.

Thursday, August 7 at 6:30pm

Shenanigan’s Irish Pub
303 W 3rd St, Davenport, Iowa

Bring $5 and… wearing a tutu might be a good idea.

Where’s Waldo Hash

Where’s Waldo? Remember that cumdumpster back in grade school who circled Waldo in every copy of the book at the library? He was a dick.

Saturday, August 2nd at 6:30pm

FireHouse Bar & Grill
2006 Hickory Grove Rd, Davenport, Iowa

Bring $5 and wear your stripes.

Mom Whore Hash

These moms are fearless. Career women. Bitches you don’t want to mess with. Beautiful. Sometimes funny. Pillars of our hash community.

And god damn whores.

Thursday, July 31 at 6:30pm

Quarter Til Tap
4101 14th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

Bring $5 hash cash… and leave your kids at home.

Bix Hash

Start training for this really long, hard, sweaty… trail, hared by the fast fucks, Poletarian and Czech Yourself.

Have you ever wanted to run the Bix, but thought, “How the hell do you run that far without beer nears!?” Czech Your Pole will bring you the experience of the Bix, but with booze.

7 mile trail with hills. No shig. Hope you’ve been training.

Saturday, July 26th at 6:30pm

Centennial Park
We’ll meet at the little pavilion closest to the baseball stadium.
315 S Marquette St, Davenport, Iowa 52802

Christmas in July Hash

It’s that time of year again when everyone could use some Christmas cheer. We’re complaining about the heat (remember this horrible winter?! STFU), you might have had an awkward one night stand with a newbie hasher that just won’t go away now, or you’ve been sitting in a cubicle at the office all summer…

Get that spirit back by consuming a lot of alcohol and homemade ice cream (this is the hash where Soft Serve earned his name), and enjoy a whole lot of lovin’ from your Christmas fanatic hares, Hashonista and Soft Serve.

Thursday, July 24 at 6:30pm

Poor Boys Pizza and Pub
4121 18th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

Bring $5 hash cash and a freekin’ reindeer if you can find one.

Ginger Mexi Dos Hash

A dog friendly hash with a taco bar.

Saturday, July 19th at 6:30pm

Eastern Ave Park, Davenport IA

Bring $5 hash cash and your sombrero.

Boobie Hash

Snatch some boobies this evening as we chase hares Booby Trap, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.

Get them hogs out!

Thursday, July 17 at 6:30pm

5268 Utica Ridge Rd, Davenport, Iowa

Bring $5 hash cash, and those boobs!