Sprots Hash Trail #361

WHEN:

Saturday, August 20, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

TBD

COST:

$5 Hash Cash, Teenagers $2.50, Children FREE

HARES:

Tired of finding a babysitter for hashes? Wish that you could spend more time as a family unit and still participate in an activity you love? You deal with dirty diapers on a regular basis, but could do without potty mouths and seeing grown-up parts? Trail and a little beer are at the heart of your hashing experience?

Then the FAMILY-FRIENDLY HASH is for you, thanks to Mexi Cans and Ginger Snaps!!

YES!!! We are starting our first family friendly hash trail aimed at providing a fun trail, cold beer, and quality family time. ANY hasher is welcome– just check your potty-mouth and PG-13/R/XXX behavior at home. But feel free to bring your kids!!!!

Trail will be stroller friendly!

***Family BBQ will b provided at the end of the trail*** (We will need a head count of adults & kids whith your RSVP for food planning purposes)

B.Y.O.B. for circle & on- afters

Down-downs are linguistically challenged to not include any words that should not be repeated in elementary school.

Note that some hash names may need to be altered for this family friendly hash (put headband inside out and go by your initials at circle up)

Hash open to anyone over the age of 0, but beer will only be given to those of legal drinking age.

HASH CASH: Regular price (kids free, teenagers half off)

Disney Princess II Hash Trail #365

WHEN:

Thursday June 22, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

The Palace

701 15th Ave, East Moline, IL 61244
COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

If you believe a dream is a wish your heart makes, join beautiful hares Poletarian, Treasure Chest, TT, Dirty Bird, Sex A Peel, and Mount N Ride. Come dressed as your favorite Disney Princess!

Saturday Morning Cartoons Hash Trail #362

WHEN:

Thursday June 16, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

 

The Broken Saddle

Downtown Moline

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Remember when you were a kid and woke up early on Saturday mornings to watch the best cartoons? Come reminisce the good ol’ days with hares Sharon Stones, Twistin Bangs, Lawrence of Alabia, Blazed and Confused, and Headbanger. It’s going to be totally tubular!

Gettin’ Shiggy Wit It Hash Trail #360

WHEN:

Thursday June 2, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Hafner’s Wagon Wheel

2805 Avenue of the Cities, Moline, IL 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Prepare yourself for a shig-tastic trail chasing Something Blew.

Bring shiggy socks. Seriously.

Joker Killing Joker Hash Trail #359

WHEN:

Saturday May 28, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Devil’s Glen Park

1101 Devils Glen Rd, Bettendorf, IA 52722

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Holy Hashing Batman! Chase Goody Two Boobs and Meat Canoe away from The Joker with part two of this week’s Batman-themed hashes.

*Bring beer for opening circle.

Dark Knight Rises Hash Trail #358

WHEN:

Wed May 25, 2016 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Tommy’s Dive Bar

1302 4th Ave, Moline, IL 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

“It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is our plan”

Goody Two Boobs is the mastermind behind this two-part hash with fellow Batman-enthusiasts Wook of Shame, Miss Conception and Lumberjacker.

Meat & Veggies Hash Trail #356

WHEN:
Wed May 18 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:

Meat Market

Washington St., Davenport, IA 52804

COST:
$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Opposites attract? Which is better? We’ll find out which is better when we chase hares Poletarian and Meat Canoe on this delicious-sounding trail.

Anal Log Hash Trail #

WHEN:
Saturday, May 14 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:

Analog Arcade

COST:
$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Bull Horny & Where’s Dildo

Uh oh, he’s at it again. Find out what Bull Horny has in store for us this time when we chase him and Where’s Dildo on what’s sure to be an…interesting…trail.

Bachelor/ette III Pt. 2 Hash Trail #354

WHEN:
Saturday, May 7 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:

McManus Pub

COST:
$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Chase hares Miss Conception, Cat Snatch Fever, Parks and Wreck, and Hot Tub Grind Machine as we celebrate hashers Sleeping Booty and Manaconda in part 2 of the third installment of the Bachelor/Bachelorette Hash Trail!

MILF (Mother’s Day) Hash Trail #353

WHEN:
Wednesday, May 4 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:

Generations Bar & Grill

4100 4th Ave., Moline, IL 61265

COST:
$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Her Bait, Brea$t Friend$, Coochie

Come celebrate all of the wonderful mothers out there for Mother’s Day. Let Brea$t Friend$, Coochie and Her Bait show us how it’s done.