Thursday, May 25, 2017 @ 6:30PM
Eastern Avenue Park, 3060 Eastern Ave, Davenport, Iowa 52807
$5 Hash Cash
LOVE YOUR BODY™… fellas! Brought to you by Lawrence of Alabia plus a surprise hare!
For one night let’s ditch the cargo shorts and t’s. Let’s celebrate THE PERFECT BODY™ that’s hidden underneath those boring Kohl’s clothes your significant other keeps buying for you!
Are you always offering tickets to the “gun show?” I’ll take two please.. just get those hogs out!!!
Do you have legs that should live in jorts year round? Those pale stems need some sun.. come get those hogs out!!!
You’ve got a dick root that needs some air? Shave first, then get that hog out!!!
Bare chests, tuxspeedos, chaps, crop tops, wang dangs, deep v’s, sock garters, hell.. bedazzle your gooch and surprise everyone! Let’s get weird and sexy fellas!
Ladies, just come and enjoy the parade!
Trail Length: A to A and 3ish sexy miles!
Shig: Nothing that would stop you from wearing the skimpiest of the skimpy!
Forecast: Sunny and warm with chances of heavy panty fog… ladies!