Saturday, May 6, 2017 @ 6:30PM
Riverview Terrace Park, Clay & Washington Streets, Davenport, Iowa 52804
$5 Hash Cash
Pick out a white dress (or toga, or tennis skirt/outfit, or whatever) that you aren’t feeling so connected to and chase hares Hugene Simmons, Hogtied, Where’s Dildo, and Meat Canoe. A to B trail. B is a couple blocks away from the A, so you can stumble back to your car.
Some helpful information:
1. Don’t wear a dress that you want to come home looking white anymore.
2. Bring towels or a change of clothes for the ride home to keep your car safe.
3. Your eyes should be safe, but if you’re concerned, bring glasses.