American Heroes Hash Trail #465

WHEN:

Saturday, July 1, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

The Yankee Doodle, 2401 16th St, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Get your patriotic gear ready or dress as your favorite American Hero as you chase Down Low and Super Goo on a trail that promises to be American as Fucl. Hash Cash will be donated to the Marine Corps League.

Goth Hash Trail #464

WHEN:

Wednesday, June 28, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Christopher D’s, 514 16th St, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Bust out that black eye-liner, black clothing, sharpies and hair dye as we chase TT and Bangbi through a trail that is sure to be radical.

Dancing with the Stars Hash Trail #463

WHEN:

Saturday, June 24, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Mary’s On 2nd, 832 W 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52802

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Pair up with a fellow hasher and practice your dance moves as we chase hares Peer O Wet, Dancing Queen, Sharin Stones, and Zoombutt.

Gettin’ Shiggy With It: Safety 3rd. #462

WHEN:

Thursday, June 22, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Len Brown’s North Shore Inn & Marina, 700 N Shore Dr, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Gettin’ Shiggy for the 3rd time. A mix of pavement and shiggy trail, with a focus on virgin trail through the uncharted ravines of Moline, and more.

Again, expect uneven ground, climbing over things, climbing under things, water on trail, etc.

Shig trail will be well marked. True trail will be marked for the safest path through the shiggy. I am not r*nning through PI, so if you stay on trail, you should be relatively safe.

Shiggy socks, not required, but may be advised. Trail will provide Tecnu.

Standard hash adventuring.

Sex and the City Hash Trail #461

WHEN:

Saturday, June 17, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

ICONS MARTINI, 124 18th St, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Choose your favorite lady Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda as we chase lovely hares Sharon Stones, Miss Conception, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.

A to B-ish trail (we’ll still have afters at ICONS). ICONS is also providing a drink special on their ‘Sarah Jessica’ cosmo for us, only $5!

Floral Dress Run Hash Trail #460

WHEN:

Wednesday, June 14, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Generations Bar & Grill, 4100-4th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Pick out your favorite flowery dress and join Electric Slide, Miss Conception, Wook of Shame, and Sharon Stones on this trail!

Zardoz Hash Trail #459

WHEN:

Saturday, June 10, 2017 @ 2:30PM

PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME

WHERE:

The Captain’s Table, 4801 River Dr, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Channel your best Sean Connery as Zed as we chase Sausage Sampler, Blazed and Confused and Half Cocked re-enacting Zardoz.

ABC 3 Hash Trail #458

WHEN:

Thursday, June 8, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Black Hawk State Historic Site – Singing Bird Lodge, near the NE corner of 15th Street and 45th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Wear ‘Anything But Clothes’ as we chase Double Barreled, Jiffy Lube, Pedostyle, and Foul Balls on the third rendition of this trail.

Trail will be about 3 miles long and starts at Singing Bird Lodge. A-B with lots of shig. Definitely wear shoes you do not care about, headlamps, and bug spray. Bring drinks for opening circle, hares will provide for closing.

The Lonely Island Hash Trail #457

WHEN:

Saturday, June 3, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

TBA

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Laugh along with hares Mile High Chub and Pork Screw as we sing ‘I’m on a boat” and “dick in a box” from The Lonely Island.