April Fool’s Day Hash Trail #443

WHEN:

Saturday, April 1, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Broken Saddle, 1417 5th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

April Fool’s! Chase Meat Canoe on a trail that’s sure to be full of surprises.

Canadian Tuxedo Hash Trail #442

WHEN:

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Harrington’s Pub, 2321 Cumberland Dr, Bettendorf, IA 52722

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Prepare your best denim on denim outfit as we chase Meat Canoe and Goody Two Boobs and find the best “Canadian Tuxedo”.

Animal House Hash Trail #440

WHEN:

Wednesday, March 22, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Quarter Til Tap, 4101 14th Ave., Rock Island, IL 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”

Well, we’re hashers so I think this can be done. Chase TT on this radicle trail – may I have another?!

1st ANAL Green Dress Hash Trail #438

WHEN:

Thursday, March 16, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Mac’s Tavern, 316 W 3rd St, Davenport, Iowa 52801

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Cum in a Green Dress with your favorite GINGER hares in the first Anal GREEN DRESS Hash. Don’t be the hasher that forever gets sloppy seconds by not popping this hash’s anal cherry.

You will laugh, you will cry, you will get ANGRY, drunk and feel NO PAIN, just like us REDHEADED step children.

A to B trail, just park around Mac’s Tavern, pre-game and meet in Mac’s.

Wear a GREEN DRESS

No, this is not for charity… you are going to drink all the hash-cash!

Virgins are encouraged (duh).

If you are a Ginger or know of one (named or not) PM Ginger Snaps – you could hare with us to get back at years of terrible jokes and taunting. If you are not a Ginger, dont worry, we are just kidding…