Queen Hash Trail #273

WHEN:
Wednesday – April 22, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
Scotty’s Shovelhead Shead Inc
220 North Pine Street
Davenport, IA 52802
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
Tick of Chime, Twerkmans Comp, and Goody Two Boobs

Don’t stop us now. Hares Tick of Chime, Twerkman’s Comp, and Goody Two Boobs want to rock us, and the show must go on if we are going to be the champions. Do you think we’ll finally find out if this is the real life? Or is it just fantasy?

Much like Freddie Mercury’s life, this trail will end too soon but be oh so full of memorable moments. On Afters will be full of hashers proclaiming that the trail was A Kind of Magic. Trail is A to B and you’ll be able to crawl back to cars (with a sober person driving). We Want To Break Free (from pavement), so the trail is as shiggy as Freddie Mercury’s mustache.

Trail length: approximately 4.5 miles.

Kitchen Hash II: You Know You Liked it Trail #271

WHEN:
Thursday – April 16, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
McButt’s Hilltop
1516 North Harrison Street
Davenport, IA 52803
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARES:
ZoomButt, ButtZinga, Peace of Ass, Snap Dat Ass, and Buns In Burner

Chase booty-ful hares ZoomButt, ButtZinga, Peace of Ass, Snap dat Ass, and Buns in Burner, and don’t forget…

(S)he likes it in the kitchen, (s)he likes it in the kitchen, (s)he likes it in the kitchen, and kitchen means butt!

Opposite Day Hash Trail #270

WHEN:
April 9, 2015 @ 6:30 pm
WHERE:
Veteran’s Memorial Park
315 South Marquette Street
Davenport, IA 52802
USA
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARE:
Twerkmans Comp & NFN Jon

Hello! Oops… I mean, goodbye? Aw, isn’t Opposite Day… terrible?

Chase hares Twerkman’s Comp and NFN Jon… or, will they be chasing you?

Beerfest Hash Trail #269

WHEN:
Thursday, April 2nd
WHERE:
Rookies Sports Bar and Grill
2818 Brady Street
Davenport, IA 52803
COST:
$5 Hash Cash
HARE:
Hugene Simmons, T-Mex, Eroticus Maximum and NFN Kyle

As Landfill once said “We’re the party brigade and we’re here to play some drinking games.” Join the hares Hugene Simmons, T-Mex, Eroticus Maximus, and NFN Kyle for a spirited night of drinking, BJ’s, Boots, HJ’s, and ZJ’s. What’s a ZJ you ask? Well, if you’ve got to ask, you can’t afford it.