These hares will be Tearin’ Up Our Hearts and our legs. But, we Want It That Way. Let’s Heat It Up like Summer Girls with Brea$t Friend$, Peace of Ass, Floorgasm, Sex A Peel and Buttzinga. The Water will Run Dry, but the beer better not. I Swear, and I’ll Swear It Again… I Knew I Loved You (and this hash) even before it’s begun.
Saturday January 30th at 6:30pm
The Circle Tap
1345 West Locust, Davenport, Iowa
Sports! …Or for most of us… BEER AND FOOD! Lets chase the hares, Zoombutt, Doggie Style, Pantie Waste, and Twerkmans Comp, as we drink and yell things.
Wednesday, January 28 at 6:30pm
221 15th St, Bettendorf, Iowa
Bring $5 and your giant foam fingers.
We’ll be chasing hares Brea$t Friend$ and Strap On with our helicockters out. It’s gonna be weird.
Thursday at 6:30pm
Quarter Til Tap
4101 14th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois
Bring $5 and obviously your helicockter.
Giggety giggety goo. We’re going to douche the night away as we chase hares Hugene Simmons, Her Bait, and Sex A Peel.
Bring $5 or a jaunty tune. (Jaunty tunes not accepted. Must be 21 or older to enter. VOID where prohibited)
Thursday, January 15at 6:30pm
Jimbo’s Knucklehead Saloon
902 16th Ave, East Moline, Illinois
This show is known for it’s depravity, and so are hashers. No wonder we love it.
Reminder: Our hares Venus Thigh Slap and Hashonista brought Riot Punch last time, so perhaps have an extra sick day ready for Wednesday.
Tuesday, January 6 at 6:30pm
Kelly’s Irish Pub & Eatery
2222 E 53rd St, Davenport, Iowa
Bring $5 and don’t go under the boardwalk.