Thursday, October 30th at 5:30pm

Somewhere in Rock Island, IL

We’re all just sweet transvestites, chasing (jumping to the left, and stepping to the right) our hares Throbbin Hood, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.

Bring $5 and give yourself over to absolute pleasure.

Instead of chasing the hares, you’re going to be chased by ZOMBIES Raw Deal and Strap On!

Saturday, October 25th at 6:30pm

Singing Bird Nature Center
Rock Island, Illinois

Bring $5 and… booobs… I mean brains… BRAAAINS!

We may just end up on Rainbow Road as we chase hares Venus Thigh Slap, Road Rash, Brea$t Friend$, and Jerkin 9-5!

Thursday October 23rd at 6:30pm

Mary’s On 2nd
832 W 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52802

Bring $5 and some nitro shrooms if ya got ’em.

Normally you run away from clowns, but this time you’ll be chasing the hares Eroticus Maximus, Loose in the Caboose, and Bang Bust because they’re celebrating their birthdays in the creepiest way possible.

Saturday October 18th at 6:09pm