These moms are fearless. Career women. Bitches you don’t want to mess with. Beautiful. Sometimes funny. Pillars of our hash community.
And god damn whores.
Thursday, July 31 at 6:30pm
Quarter Til Tap
4101 14th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201
Bring $5 hash cash… and leave your kids at home.
Start training for this really long, hard, sweaty… trail, hared by the fast fucks, Poletarian and Czech Yourself.
Have you ever wanted to run the Bix, but thought, “How the hell do you run that far without beer nears!?” Czech Your Pole will bring you the experience of the Bix, but with booze.
7 mile trail with hills. No shig. Hope you’ve been training.
Saturday, July 26th at 6:30pm
We’ll meet at the little pavilion closest to the baseball stadium.
315 S Marquette St, Davenport, Iowa 52802
It’s that time of year again when everyone could use some Christmas cheer. We’re complaining about the heat (remember this horrible winter?! STFU), you might have had an awkward one night stand with a newbie hasher that just won’t go away now, or you’ve been sitting in a cubicle at the office all summer…
Get that spirit back by consuming a lot of alcohol and homemade ice cream (this is the hash where Soft Serve earned his name), and enjoy a whole lot of lovin’ from your Christmas fanatic hares, Hashonista and Soft Serve.
Thursday, July 24 at 6:30pm
Poor Boys Pizza and Pub
4121 18th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201
Bring $5 hash cash and a freekin’ reindeer if you can find one.
A dog friendly hash with a taco bar.
Saturday, July 19th at 6:30pm
Eastern Ave Park, Davenport IA
Bring $5 hash cash and your sombrero.
Snatch some boobies this evening as we chase hares Booby Trap, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.
Get them hogs out!
Thursday, July 17 at 6:30pm
5268 Utica Ridge Rd, Davenport, Iowa
Bring $5 hash cash, and those boobs!