Hashers have a lot of love for each other. And some even decide to put a ring on it. Celebrate the beautiful Hugene Simmons & NFN Laura, Lance Bangstrong & Zoombutt, and House Pimp & Rearview before they tie the knot and probably never participate in orgies again.

In case you’re a newb, and missed the first bachelor/ette hash, this trail will be a little different…. two trails; one for the ladies, and one for the gentlemen.

Wednesday, July 2 at 6:30pm

Roosters Sports Bar & Grill
2130 3rd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois

$5 Hash Cash

OUR GOAL SHOULD BE TO MAKE IT ON THE “SO YOU GOT WASTED” GALLERY

Thursday at 6:30pm

Crow Creek Park
4701 Devils Glen Rd, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

$5 hash cash

Twistin Bangs and Iced Iced Baby are haring a… fruit hash? I think this means they’re showing their cantelopes to us and shoving bananas down our throats? No matter what, I think they’re being perverts.

Tommy’s
1302 4th Ave, Moline, IL

$5

Get ready to prance, leap, twirl, skip, and jump through what is bound to be a great trail with Purple Passion, Coochie and Brea$t Friend$.

Wednesday at 6:30pm

Mary’s On 2nd
832 W 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52802

Tone. Beeritone.

On-afters for this hash will be a performance of Strauss’ Die Fledermaus (possibly the hashiest of operas) performed by Rock Island’s own Genesius Guild. Basic plan is afternoon hash, BBQ, Opera (2000 hrs curatin time), then most likely ATG.

Saturday at 3:00pm

Lincoln Park, Rock Island, IL 61201

Soccer stars Sensititties and Titflix will be haring this. Bring your balls!
This will be an A to B trail, but you’ll end within staggering distance of your cars. 4 miles. Minimal shig assuming no weather.

Wednesday at 6:30pm

Bierstube Quad Cities
415 15th St, Moline, Illinois

$5

Chase hares Chef Boy Hard D, Bent Over, and NFN Brianne will be throwing the party of the summer for NFN Brianne’s 33rd Bday! Following this epic trail will be the craziest DJ party hosted by GhostScience Bass and Killinoize Productions…..line up to follow. You don’t want to miss this!!!!A party to celebrate Brianne Marlow’s Birthday as well as a hash run organized to end at bent river rock island.

Saturday at 6:30pm

$5

Please join throbbin hood, titflix and NFN Kate as we race around the world. The team that comes in first will win a million dollars. Just kidding. You’ll win beer.
Trail is going to be a mix. We will have one true trail or those wanting a typical hash. For others that want an Amazing Race there will be a non-traditional trail.

Wednesday at 6:30pm

Hawkeye Sports Bar & Grill
4646 Cheyenne Ave, Davenport, Iowa

If we don’t catch our “senior” hares, we should be embarrassed. After all, they’ll probably be confused, lost, and using walkers. If not, pooping their diapers is sure to slow them down.

Wunder-Y
2316 16th St, Moline, Illinois 61265

Saturday, May 31 at 6:30pm