Hashers have a lot of love for each other. And some even decide to put a ring on it. Celebrate the beautiful Hugene Simmons & NFN Laura, Lance Bangstrong & Zoombutt, and House Pimp & Rearview before they tie the knot and probably never participate in orgies again.

In case you’re a newb, and missed the first bachelor/ette hash, this trail will be a little different…. two trails; one for the ladies, and one for the gentlemen.

Wednesday, July 2 at 6:30pm

Roosters Sports Bar & Grill
2130 3rd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois

$5 Hash Cash

OUR GOAL SHOULD BE TO MAKE IT ON THE “SO YOU GOT WASTED” GALLERY

Thursday at 6:30pm

Crow Creek Park
4701 Devils Glen Rd, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

$5 hash cash

Twistin Bangs and Iced Iced Baby are haring a… fruit hash? I think this means they’re showing their cantelopes to us and shoving bananas down our throats? No matter what, I think they’re being perverts.

Tommy’s
1302 4th Ave, Moline, IL

$5

Get ready to prance, leap, twirl, skip, and jump through what is bound to be a great trail with Purple Passion, Coochie and Brea$t Friend$.

Wednesday at 6:30pm

Mary’s On 2nd
832 W 2nd St, Davenport, Iowa 52802

Tone. Beeritone.

On-afters for this hash will be a performance of Strauss’ Die Fledermaus (possibly the hashiest of operas) performed by Rock Island’s own Genesius Guild. Basic plan is afternoon hash, BBQ, Opera (2000 hrs curatin time), then most likely ATG.

Saturday at 3:00pm

Lincoln Park, Rock Island, IL 61201