Kentucky Derby Hash

Wear your big hats or your jockey outfit, bring your gambling money and prepare to drink heavily while looking classy as hell and chasing hares TT and Tone. I can only hope that we’ll be riding which ever silly hashers comes dressed as racehorses.

Thursday, May 1st at 6:30pm

Steve’s Old Time Tap
223 17th St, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

Harry Potter Hash 2

Don’t miss this magical hash that will be full of elixirs, hared by Hashonista and Strap On.

Friendly tip…. Hashonista may be super obsessed and will slit a throat Coochie style if you haven’t read the books, or at the very fucking least, seen the movies. And it’s her golden birthday, so bring a present.

This is NOT a campout hash, so please plan on having your after party somewhere else. (There are some wonderful Buffalo or Blue Grass bars that you can get kicked out of!)

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Zoolander Hash

Join the really really really really really ridiculously good looking hares TMex, Hugene, and Doggie Style for what is sure to be a trail where we get lost a lot… after all, we’re all really really really really really ridiculously good looking. I hope we have a gas fight while drinking orange mocha frappacchinos!

Trail will be right around 4.5 miles in length – pending on how lost you get. I told them it needed to be at least three times that size, but no one listened to me. There will be minimal shig (a bit off the runway at times, but you won’t get the black lung).

Caddy’s Sports Bar & Grill
3700 Belmont Rd, Bettendorf, IA

Wednesday, April 21st at 6:30pm

Easter Hash

Jesus can’t go hashing because Dick it Strong/Bang Ride are haring and we’ll probably be sinnin’ a whole lottttt.

The following is for those whose hands/fingers are too busy/sticky to scroll down the page:
– Trail length is 4.20 miles
– Start time is 4:20 p.m.
– There will be some shig.

Saturday, April 19th at 4:20pm

Devils Glen Park
Bettendorf, IA

Divine Comedy Hash

Beeritone is haring. #nuffsaid

Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
ché la diritta via era smarrita.

Ahi Me, I was doing launderi.

Costume ideas: You can’t go wrong if you dress as one (or more!) of the seven deadly sins. There is also a lion, a leopard, and a she-wolf. There are giants. There is Lucifer with Judas, Brutus, and Cassius (remember Julius Caesar?) in his mouth, as I recall. Dante’s final circle of hell is of ice, not fire. There are also giants in The Inferno.

– NFN Marlo (a real smart harriet)

Thursday, April 17 at 6:30pm

An A to B Trail!
Scrub Pub of Bettendorf
2124 State St
Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

Pirate Hash

Arrrrggggg! Chase after the Horny Dildo Bang Chest (Bull Horny, Where’s Dildo, Bang Bust and Treasure Chest! (and TMex with the assist)) and we’ll be sure to drink a lot of rum and get lots of boootttyyyy!

* This is an A to B trail (cars will be less than half a mile away from end)
* Pirates get dirty, so don’t wear anything that you value too much
* light shig
* earlier start time! 6:00pm!
* trail is a little under 4 miles

Saturday, April 12th at 6:00pm

Eastern Ave Park
Davenport, IA

Ninja Turtle Hash

TMNT TMNT TMNT!

Grab your nun-chucks, or your stick (poor Donatello) and join Buns In Burner, Road Rash, Venus Thigh Slap, Peer o Wet, and Rosetta Bro to lead us back through our childhood…. charge up with some cheese pizza (and drinks) for TURTLE POWER!

Wednesday, April 9 at 6:30pm

Steve’s BelGrade
2431 16th St, Moline, Illinois