Nickelodeon Hash

Scatastrophe, T Mex, and Mrs. Robherson will be haring our first Nickelodeon Hash. I hope Dora and Boots show up.

Friday, May 31st
6:30 p.m.
M.D. Greens
1808 2nd Ave
Rock Island, IL 61201

Superhero Hash

Bumps & Grinds and Moonpie are haring our 2nd Superhero Hash.  I’m thinking leotards, capes, and whips.

Wednesday, May 29th
6:00 p.m.
Sippi’s Restaurant
406 W 2nd St
Davenport, IA 52801

Andrew W.K./Party Hard Hash

Twistin’ Bangs + Blinded by the White are joining forces to hare the first and maybe only Andrew W.K. Hash.  Wikipedia him if you’re as lame as me…also, sacrifice Blinded by the White as a virgin, please.

Thursday, May 23rd
6:30 p.m.
Tommy’s
1302 4th Ave  
Moline, IL 61265

Les Miserables Hash

Raw Deal:
One hash more!
Another hash, another destiny.
This never-ending road to debauchery;
These men who seem to know my crime
Will surely cum a second time.
One hash more!

Boob Lay:
I did not live until today.
How can I live when we are parted?

Raw Deal:
One hash more.

Boob Lay and Tight N Bright:
Tomorrow you’ll be worlds away
And yet with you, my world has started!

Sex Break:
One more day all on my own.

Boob Lay and Tight N Bright:
Will we ever meet again?

Sex Break:
One more day with him not caring.

Boob Lay and Tight N Bright:
I was born to be with you.

Sex Break:
What a life I might have known.

Boob Lay and Tight N Bright:
And I swear I will be true!

Sex Break:
But he never saw me there!

Scatastrophe:
One more day before the storm!

Boob Lay:
Do I follow where she goes?

Scatastrophe:
At the barricades of freedom.

Boob Lay:
Shall I join my brothers there?

Scatastrophe:
When our ranks begin to form

Boob Lay:
Do I stay; and do I dare?

Scatastrophe:
Will you take your place with me?

Hashers:
The time is now, the day is here!

Raw Deal:
One hash more!

Coochie:
One more day to revolution,
We will nip it in the bud!
I will join these little schoolboys
They will wet themselves with blood!

Raw Deal:
One hash more!

Thursday, May 16th
6:30 pm
Caddy’s Sports Bar and Grill
3700 Belmont Rd
Bettendorf, IA 52722

Camp Hash

Hashonista and Bang Bust (a.k.a. Prancer and Springs), AND T-Mex invite you to the 2nd annual Camp Hash!  Hashing, boozing, swimming, mud, nature, camping, and much much more.  Two hashes in a row?  Yep.

A message from Hashonista:
For those that missed the first camp hash (sucks for you!), here is some info that you might find helpful.  You don’t have to, but you are more than welcome to stay the night at camp.  You can bring a tent if you’d like, however, we have cabins with plenty of bunk beds.  Bring your own pillow/blankets.  BRING FOOD.  We will make a thread about that, i’m sure.

Bring a swimsuit!  And because there is a good chance that the weather will suck, leave your pussiness at home.

I’d like to remind everyone that this is a place I work and love.  I encourage having tons of fun, but not be disrespectful or reckless to any part of camp.  If anything went wrong, it would be me and my job on the line. 

Oh… and i’m a lifeguard.  You’re welcome.

Friday, May 10th
6:30 pm
YMCA Camp Abe Lincoln
1624 W. Front Street
Blue Grass, IA 52726

Mother’s Day Hash

T-Mex, Hashonista, and Sex Break will honor all of the hash mothers in the Mother’s Day Hash.  I bet the biggest MILF of all, Her Bait, will get lots of love.

Wednesday, May 8th
6:30 pm
Bad Boy’z Pizza
313 16th Street
Moline, IL 61265