Short Skirts and Long Socks May Day Hash

Traffic Tops and Sensititties will cohare our first May Day Hash.  We will celebrate this ancient Northern Hemisphere Spring Festival like hashers so….with lots of booze and a little running.

Wednesday, May 1st
6:30 pm
Christopher D’s
514 16th Street
Moline, IL 61265

The Big Lebowski Hash

What’s this day of rest shit?  What’s this bullshit?  I don’t fuckin’ care!  It don’t matter to Jesus.  But you’re not foolin’ me, man.  You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus.  This bush league psyche-out stuff.  Laughable, man – ha ha!  I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday.  I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.  Wooo!  You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Venus Thigh Slap and Deep in the V will show us the way.

Thursday, April 18th
6:30 pm
Bowlmor Lanes
2952 N Brady Street
Davenport, IA 52803

Golden Girls Hash

Virgin Hares $natch N Grab and Poletarian will hare our first ever Golden Girls Hash.  If you don’t want to dress up like one of those beautiful old women then just dress up like any old person you’d like.  Is that your Grandma’s coat?

Wednesday, April 10th
6:30 pm
Harrington’s Pub
2321 Cumberland Sq. Dr
Bettendorf, IA 52722