April Fools Hash

Hashonista and Strap On will hare this hilarious hash together.  Try not to get fooled.

Thursday, April 4th
6:30 pm
Quarter Til Tap
4101 14th Avenue
Rock Island, IL 61201

Golden Shower Hash

It’s Bull Horny’s Golden Birthday (I think) and he’s graduating (I think).  So let’s hash and celebrate (for sure).

Friday, March 29th
6:30 pm
Grumpy’s Saloon
2120 E 11th St
Davenport, IA 52803

Muppets Hash

TT + Scatastrophe + The Muppets:

Someday we’ll find it
The rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

Wednesday, March 27th
6:30 pm
Rascal’s Moline
1414 15th St
Moline, IL 61265

Grease Hash

Your story sad to tell,
A teenage ne’er do well,
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block!
Your future’s so unclear now,
What’s left of your career now?
Can’t even get a trade in on your smile!

Sex-Mex Hash!

Thursday, March 21st
6:30 pm
Salute On 7th
1814 7th St
Moline, IL 61265

St. Patrick’s Day Hash

Down Low and Buttzinga join forces to hare our first St. Patrick’s Day Hash.  Beer.  Green.  Pirates.  Debauchery.

Please note the 5:00 start time.

And get excited for on-afters karaoke that starts at 9pm!

Saturday, March 16th
5:00 pm
Legends Corner
3008 7th Avenue
Rock Island, IL 61201

Wetter is Better Part 2

Hashonista, Bang Bust, and T-Mex invite you to the 2nd annual Camp Hash!  Hashing, booze, swimming, mud, nature, camping, and much much more.  Two hashes in a row?  Yep.

Friday, May 10th
6:30 pm
YMCA Camp Abe Lincoln
1624 W. Front St
Blue Grass, IA 52726

Wizard of Oz Hash

Courage!  What makes a king out of a slave?  Courage!  What makes the flag on the mast to wave?  Courage!  What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk?  What makes the muskrat guard his musk?  Courage!  What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?  Courage!  What makes the dawn come up like thunder?  Courage!  What makes the Hottentot so hot?  What puts the “ape” in apricot?  What have they got that I ain’t got?

Join our courageous hares Eroticus Maximus, Smell Me, Purple Drank, and Nacho Mama as they take us down the yellow brick road.  That just leaves on question..who is going to be the Wicked Witch of the West?  A few hashers come to mind…

Thursday, March 7th
6:30 pm
Phil & Larry’s Saloon
4811 N. Brady St
Davenport, IA 52806