Sister’s Christmas Hash

It has been too long since the Sisters have hared together.  Tight N Bright and Free Willey’s hashes are epic.  If you haven’t experienced one yet then you are in fora big treat.  Get your Santa hats and your jingle bells ready…time for a Sister’s Christmas Hash!

Tuesday, December 18th
6:30 pm
Casey’s Tavern
1512 15th Street
Moline, IL 61265

Raw Coochie Christmas Vacation Hash

 

Mary: Can I help you with anything?

Clark: Oh, I was just smelling – smiling. I was just blouse – browsing.

Mary: For your wife? For your girlfriend?

Clark: Uh… huh? What happened? I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn’t… Oh hee hee, it wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they – HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn’t it?

Mary: You have your coat on.

Clark: Yes, oh do I? How’d that happen?

Mary: Because it’s cold out?

Clark: Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean ‘nippy out.’ What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.

Wednesday, 12-12-12

6:30 p.m.

Governor’s

Bettendorf, Iowa

Top Gun Hash

I feel the need…the need for speed!

Scatastrophe and Her Bait will co-hare the Top Gun Hash.

– There will be general fighter-jet boners…

– There will be dog-fights.

– As always there will be questionable semi-homoerotic scenes.

– And maybe even a little Scientology if you are lucky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmI7D1diC7c

So lets kick the tires and light the fires!

Thursday 12/6

6:30 p.m.

3333 N. Harrison St, Davenport, Iowa 52806