Bachelorette Hash Trail #549

WHEN:

Friday, August 24, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Roosters Sports Bar & Grill, 2130 3rd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5

HARE:

Join hares T-Mex, Hoppobottomus, and Double Barrelled on this Bachelorette trail.

Where’s Trunki Hash Trail #548

WHEN:

Wednesday, August 22, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

3 Jokers, 1624 7th St,, East Moline, Illinois 61244

COST:

$5

HARE:

Trunki?
Trunki??
TRUNKI??
TRUNKI WHERE ARRRRREEEE YOUUUU?!

Come join Scissor Me Timbers as we chase trail and maybe track down the ever-illusive Trunki.

Rumor has it that he appears when other rolling suit-case-like items are around, so you might want to bring those and pack them full of essentials like snacks and beer.

Safety Not Guaranteed Hash Trail #547

WHEN:

Saturday, August 18, 2018 @ 2:30PM

WHERE:

Ginger-Mexi’s Backyard, 1717 E 31st St Davenport, IA, 52807

COST:

$5

HARE:

Sometimes, a hash is so epic that it cannot be contained by a single timeline or a single kennel.

This? Is that hash.

Hares Money Shot of Peoria H3 and TT of QCH3 are looking for group of dumbasses who are willing to travel through time with us and use their skills of drinking, “running,” and general foolishness to alter the course of history and save the world. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.

2:30 Pre-Lube BYOB
3:00 Chalk Talk
6:00ish Circle and On-After

On-After Info

Kegger benefiting SCFH3’s RDR will be immediately following this hash. $10 will get you unlimited golden nectar and delicious food, including Mexi Cans’ amazing discada (look it up). Please stick around and bring some $$$ for the raffle or to donate!

Merkin Hash Trail #546

WHEN:

Thursday, August 16, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Torchlight Sports Bar, 1800 18th Ave, East Moline, Illinois 61244

COST:

$5

HARE:

Urban Dictionary:
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. Vagina wig.

Do what you will with this information. And wonder what hares Zoombutt, Bangstrong, Titflix, Tropicanal, and Hornia were doing all last week at Ragbrai….

Thug Life Hash Trail #545

WHEN:

Thursday, August 9, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Quad City Skyraiders, 5100 56th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61240

COST:

$5

HARE:

Chase Miss Conception and Sharin Stones through the hood to find all your favorite O.G. Rappers and what they’ve left for you.

Slight Shig.

Disaster Hash Trail #543

WHEN:

Wednesday, August 1, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Union at 525, 525 14th Street, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

Bring money for drinks on trail, there will be no hash cash.

HARE:

Update! Pokémon Hash will be rescheduled to a later date.

Another update! DISASTER HASH!!!

It would be quite fitting to say I can’t run due to a shark bite but let’s be real. I rolled my ankle by tripping over my thirteen inch dick at Dix 7 – it was meant to be. — Mile High Chub

Starting hare will be chosen at circle. We chase after the hare like the pack of hounds we are (so exhilarating!). If you catch the hare, you become the hare!

QCH3’s Dix 7 – #542

WHEN:

Saturday, July 28, 2018 @ 2:00PM

WHERE:

197-299 E River Drive, Davenport, IA 52801 (by the amphitheater on the river)

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARE:

We’re not calling it a Bix hash, but it does happen to be the same day as the Bix and the end of Ragbrai.

Hared by Meat Canoe, Something Blew, and Hugene Simmons, minus Meat Canoe (what?)

Details – two possible trail lengths – 4ish or 7ish miles – Eagle and Turkey. Eagles will leave earlier and then catch up with the Turkeys later. Come prepared to Drink with the Best.

To get to the starting location: Take Perry across River Drive and the train tracks and then turn left to get there. Or park in one of the big lots and walk over on the bike path.

Bring beer for opening circle.

Weekly Hash Trail #542 – CANCELLED

WHEN:

Thursday, July 26, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Hollar’s Bar-Grill, 4050 27th St, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARE:

A daisy of a trail hared By Something Blew. Culverts and creeks on trail, your feet will get wet. Some shig, minimal PI, no nettles. 3ish miles.

Moist 2 Hash Trail #541

WHEN:

Thursday, July 19, 2018 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

2357 Grove St., Davenport, Iowa 52804

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARE:

MOIST

Everyone’s favorite word is back again. #buttstuff, Urine Trouble, Anal Kneads, and Hot Tub Grind Machine are bound to get you wet.