Zardoz Hash Trail #459

WHEN:

Saturday, June 10, 2017 @ 2:30PM

PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME

WHERE:

The Captain’s Table, 4801 River Dr, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Channel your best Sean Connery as Zed as we chase Sausage Sampler, Blazed and Confused and Half Cocked re-enacting Zardoz.

ABC 3 Hash Trail #458

WHEN:

Thursday, June 8, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Black Hawk State Historic Site – Singing Bird Lodge, near the NE corner of 15th Street and 45th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Wear ‘Anything But Clothes’ as we chase Double Barreled, Jiffy Lube, Pedostyle, and Foul Balls on the third rendition of this trail.

Trail will be about 3 miles long and starts at Singing Bird Lodge. A-B with lots of shig. Definitely wear shoes you do not care about, headlamps, and bug spray. Bring drinks for opening circle, hares will provide for closing.

The Lonely Island Hash Trail #457

WHEN:

Saturday, June 3, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

TBA

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Laugh along with hares Mile High Chub and Pork Screw as we sing ‘I’m on a boat” and “dick in a box” from The Lonely Island.

Brunch Hash 2 Trail #456

WHEN:

Saturday, May 27, 2017 @ 1:00PM

WHERE:

Rivertown Grille & Bar, 2606 W Locust St, Davenport, Iowa 52804

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

This dynamic duo Hopps and T-Mex are back for their second rendition of breakfast hash. This time it has been upgraded to brunch!

“Lawrence’s Secret” Hash Trail #455

WHEN:

Thursday, May 25, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Eastern Avenue Park, 3060 Eastern Ave, Davenport, Iowa 52807

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

LOVE YOUR BODY™… fellas! Brought to you by Lawrence of Alabia plus a surprise hare!

For one night let’s ditch the cargo shorts and t’s. Let’s celebrate THE PERFECT BODY™ that’s hidden underneath those boring Kohl’s clothes your significant other keeps buying for you!

Are you always offering tickets to the “gun show?” I’ll take two please.. just get those hogs out!!!

Do you have legs that should live in jorts year round? Those pale stems need some sun.. come get those hogs out!!!

You’ve got a dick root that needs some air? Shave first, then get that hog out!!!

Bare chests, tuxspeedos, chaps, crop tops, wang dangs, deep v’s, sock garters, hell.. bedazzle your gooch and surprise everyone! Let’s get weird and sexy fellas!

Ladies, just come and enjoy the parade!

Trail Length: A to A and 3ish sexy miles!
Shig: Nothing that would stop you from wearing the skimpiest of the skimpy!
Forecast: Sunny and warm with chances of heavy panty fog… ladies!

80s Prom Hash Trail #454

WHEN:

Saturday, May 20, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Wunder Y , 2316-16th Street, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Bust our your shoulder pads, perms, and big glasses as we take it back to prom in the 80s with Buns in Burner and Rosetta Bro. Starting bar is cash-only.

FRIENDS Hash Trail #453

WHEN:

Saturday, May 18, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Steve’s Old Time Tap, 223 17th St, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Now A to B trail. They are close!

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year…

Let’s join hares Anal Kneads, Foul Balls, Weiner Juice, Tick of Chime, James Bondage, and Tramp O Lean as we are all there for each other.

White Dress Hash Trail #452

WHEN:

Saturday, May 6, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Riverview Terrace Park, Clay & Washington Streets, Davenport, Iowa 52804

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Pick out a white dress (or toga, or tennis skirt/outfit, or whatever) that you aren’t feeling so connected to and chase hares Hugene Simmons, Hogtied, Where’s Dildo, and Meat Canoe. A to B trail. B is a couple blocks away from the A, so you can stumble back to your car.

 

Some helpful information:

1. Don’t wear a dress that you want to come home looking white anymore.

2. Bring towels or a change of clothes for the ride home to keep your car safe.

3. Your eyes should be safe, but if you’re concerned, bring glasses.

Premature Beach Party Hash Trail #451

WHEN:

Wednesday, May 3, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Hey Bryan’s, 1140 15th Ave, East Moline, Illinois 61244

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Now that it’s finally starting to get warm and stay warm, get your beach body ready to chase Tops Off, Sharron Stones, and Miss Conception. 3.5 miles, slight shig.

Rick and Morty Hash Trail #450

WHEN:

Saturday, April 29, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

The Arena, 1811 2nd Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

“Weddings are basically funerals with cake”. Well, let’s make the most of Rick and Morty’s outlook on life as we chase hares James Bondage, Grand Slam, William Shartner, and Twerkman’s Comp.