Gettin’ Shiggy With It: Safety 3rd. #462

WHEN:

Thursday, June 22, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Len Brown’s North Shore Inn & Marina, 700 N Shore Dr, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Gettin’ Shiggy for the 3rd time. A mix of pavement and shiggy trail, with a focus on virgin trail through the uncharted ravines of Moline, and more.

Again, expect uneven ground, climbing over things, climbing under things, water on trail, etc.

Shig trail will be well marked. True trail will be marked for the safest path through the shiggy. I am not r*nning through PI, so if you stay on trail, you should be relatively safe.

Shiggy socks, not required, but may be advised. Trail will provide Tecnu.

Standard hash adventuring.

Sex and the City Hash Trail #461

WHEN:

Saturday, June 17, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

ICONS MARTINI, 124 18th St, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Choose your favorite lady Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda as we chase lovely hares Sharon Stones, Miss Conception, Cat Snatch Fever, and Anal Kneads.

A to B-ish trail (we’ll still have afters at ICONS). ICONS is also providing a drink special on their ‘Sarah Jessica’ cosmo for us, only $5!

Floral Dress Run Hash Trail #460

WHEN:

Wednesday, June 14, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Generations Bar & Grill, 4100-4th Ave, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Pick out your favorite flowery dress and join Electric Slide, Miss Conception, Wook of Shame, and Sharon Stones on this trail!

Zardoz Hash Trail #459

WHEN:

Saturday, June 10, 2017 @ 2:30PM

PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME

WHERE:

The Captain’s Table, 4801 River Dr, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Channel your best Sean Connery as Zed as we chase Sausage Sampler, Blazed and Confused and Half Cocked re-enacting Zardoz.

ABC 3 Hash Trail #458

WHEN:

Thursday, June 8, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Black Hawk State Historic Site – Singing Bird Lodge, near the NE corner of 15th Street and 45th Ave, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Wear ‘Anything But Clothes’ as we chase Double Barreled, Jiffy Lube, Pedostyle, and Foul Balls on the third rendition of this trail.

Trail will be about 3 miles long and starts at Singing Bird Lodge. A-B with lots of shig. Definitely wear shoes you do not care about, headlamps, and bug spray. Bring drinks for opening circle, hares will provide for closing.

The Lonely Island Hash Trail #457

WHEN:

Saturday, June 3, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

TBA

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Laugh along with hares Mile High Chub and Pork Screw as we sing ‘I’m on a boat” and “dick in a box” from The Lonely Island.

Brunch Hash 2 Trail #456

WHEN:

Saturday, May 27, 2017 @ 1:00PM

WHERE:

Rivertown Grille & Bar, 2606 W Locust St, Davenport, Iowa 52804

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

This dynamic duo Hopps and T-Mex are back for their second rendition of breakfast hash. This time it has been upgraded to brunch!

“Lawrence’s Secret” Hash Trail #455

WHEN:

Thursday, May 25, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Eastern Avenue Park, 3060 Eastern Ave, Davenport, Iowa 52807

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

LOVE YOUR BODY™… fellas! Brought to you by Lawrence of Alabia plus a surprise hare!

For one night let’s ditch the cargo shorts and t’s. Let’s celebrate THE PERFECT BODY™ that’s hidden underneath those boring Kohl’s clothes your significant other keeps buying for you!

Are you always offering tickets to the “gun show?” I’ll take two please.. just get those hogs out!!!

Do you have legs that should live in jorts year round? Those pale stems need some sun.. come get those hogs out!!!

You’ve got a dick root that needs some air? Shave first, then get that hog out!!!

Bare chests, tuxspeedos, chaps, crop tops, wang dangs, deep v’s, sock garters, hell.. bedazzle your gooch and surprise everyone! Let’s get weird and sexy fellas!

Ladies, just come and enjoy the parade!

Trail Length: A to A and 3ish sexy miles!
Shig: Nothing that would stop you from wearing the skimpiest of the skimpy!
Forecast: Sunny and warm with chances of heavy panty fog… ladies!

80s Prom Hash Trail #454

WHEN:

Saturday, May 20, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Wunder Y , 2316-16th Street, Moline, Illinois 61265

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Bust our your shoulder pads, perms, and big glasses as we take it back to prom in the 80s with Buns in Burner and Rosetta Bro. Starting bar is cash-only.

FRIENDS Hash Trail #453

WHEN:

Saturday, May 18, 2017 @ 6:30PM

WHERE:

Steve’s Old Time Tap, 223 17th St, Rock Island, Illinois 61201

COST:

$5 Hash Cash

HARES:

Now A to B trail. They are close!

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year…

Let’s join hares Anal Kneads, Foul Balls, Weiner Juice, Tick of Chime, James Bondage, and Tramp O Lean as we are all there for each other.